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April 26, 2007
The High Cost of Easily Accessible Beans
Posted by Dave Blount at April 26, 2007 2:21 PM
It is common knowledge that beans cause the dreadful phenomenon known as flatulence, a major contributor to the global warming that will soon embroil us all in a sweaty apocalypse. Nonetheless, beans are readily available to anyone who wants to purchase them, despite the absence of explicit Constitutional protection as we have for firearms. So far as I know, beans are not even regulated.
Now we see the consequences:
The picture is of movie star Hugh Grant, assaulting a photographer with a tub of baked beans. Grant was subsequently arrested.
It's time for us to ask ourselves: would this incident have occurred if beans were subject to prudent federal regulation?
