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April 10, 2007
Sheryl Crow Launching Anti-Weather Bus Crusade With Laurie David
Posted by Dave Blount at April 10, 2007 2:30 PM
By now the global warming hoax has been thoroughly discredited, but this news has yet to reach the entertainment community. Pop star Sheryl Crow has launched a tour in a biodiesel-powered bus, preaching at university campuses about the apocalyptic perils of climate fluctuation.
At her side, whispering terrifying lies in her ear, is the militant moonbat Laurie David, considered the premier Democrat organizer in Hollyweird. David produced the film version of the Goracle's hysterical screed A Convenient Lie. Along with fellow extremist Arianna Huffington, she cofounded Americans for Fuel-Efficient Cars, which ran TV ads blaming SUV-owners for Muslim terrorism. On the topic of SUVs, David opines:
These cars should just have "pig" spray-painted on them.
Crow's new sidekick admits to "yelling at people on the highway" for driving SUVs. Like other members of the global warming priesthood, she lives in a large mansion requiring massive amounts of energy to heat and cool. She doesn't always travel by biodiesel-powered bus; more often it's by private jet, because she dislikes traveling on commercial airlines with the hoi polloi. A rogue's gallery of Democrat political candidates have benefited from her largesse, including Shrillary Rotten, Osama Obama, John "Botched Joke" Kerry, and Howard "Dr. Demento" Dean.
Sheryl Crow has fallen in with bad company. Fortunately for her, making a fool of yourself will rarely be counted against you in the entertainment world.
On a tip from Wiggins.
