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April 23, 2007
Sheryl Crow Campaigns Against Toilet Paper
Posted by Dave Blount at April 23, 2007 8:04 AM
The list of things liberal elite moonbats want us to go without in the name of the global warming hoax keeps growing. Bubble-brained pop star Cheryl Crow is now crusading against toilet paper.
Proving that there is no aspect of our personal lives libs don't feel entitled to control, Crow says we should use
one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.
If you see liberals feverishly scratching the seats of their pants, it could be an indication they're taking this directive seriously.
Crow just wrapped up a tour around the country on a biodiesel-powered bus with fellow moonbat Laurie David, with whom she has been preaching global warming gospel. Apparently intrinsic to this gospel is Crow's belief that forsaking toilet paper will improve the weather.
Being of the liberal persuasion, she naturally wants her bizarre dictates imposed by force:
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Crow also disapproves of napkins. She wants them to be replaced with clothes that feature a detachable "dining sleeve." I'm not making this up.
Even Cheryl Crow can be humble:
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
As with many a moonbat, it is actually her mind itself that is in the earliest stages of development.
Hat tip: Kim & Her Friends Explain It All
