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April 15, 2007

Rosie Promises to Lay Off Anti–War on Terror Propaganda

Here's some good news: if I'm interpreting her illiterate ravings correctly, Rosie O'Donnell is planning to cap off the stream of pro-terrorist propaganda she has been spewing on The View:

from now on i will not raise my voice
about this criminal administration
i am sick of screaming IMPEACH

I wouldn't bank on the promise, coming as it does in the course of the same incoherent diatribe as this:

i would like the word terrorist
in quotations

dont fear "TERRORISTS" - they are mothers and fathers

u see
since terror been used to scare americans
since 9 11
terrorists - terrorists - everywhere
all of them - bad guys
terrorists - after us - here and there
they sold it
we bought it

[…]

hundreds of thousands of humans
not "terrorists"
iraqi mothers and fathers
have been killed by US

those innocent ones
the mothers and fathers
they r not "terrorists"

try to paint with a huge brush
a big mess

But it takes a huge brush to paint Rosie. In light of her apparent belief that 9/11 was concocted by George Bush as an excuse to kill "hundreds of thousands" of innocent Arabs, it's hard to paint her as anything other than stupid and/or crazy.

rosie_loves_babs.jpg
Surprised?

Hat tip: Screw Politically Correct B.S.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 15, 2007 8:19 PM

Comments

The gang that can't shoot straight say they lost 5 million emails and the investigation to the friendly fire shooting of American Hero Pat Tillman begins.



Rosie's comments came after NBA Team owner Mark Cuban agreed to produce/distribute the Charlie Sheen narrated internet film phenom Loose Change.


I don't know what happened on 9/11, but I don't think Rosie's questions, put in context, are strange.



http://www.truthcult.com

Posted by: Alexjonesfan at April 16, 2007 2:21 AM

I think after about 500 bong hits, I wouldn't find them strange either. Dude.

Posted by: V the K at April 16, 2007 5:09 AM

Conspiracy nut clean-up on Isle 5.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 16, 2007 5:21 AM

I know what happened on 9/11. Some Saudi nationals hijacked some big airplanes and successfully carried out their message of 'Death to America' (The worlds largest humanitarian sponsor of Arab nations) by flying them into some American buildings. But for liberals, actually seeing the events on film still takes a back seat to their own pre-decided reality.

Posted by: MB at April 16, 2007 9:25 AM

Rock on Alexjonesfan, you are the reason sites like this exist!

Thanks for giving me a chuckle today. Next I'll head over to Coast to Coast AM and see what the space aliens are up to.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at April 16, 2007 10:04 AM

>>>dont fear "TERRORISTS" - they are mothers and fathers

Actually, that's true. It's also true that some terrorists are CHILDREN of religiously insane parents. Some terrorists are even batchlors and batchloretts. Some are senior citizens, war veterans, clerks, ministers, farmers, ect. But I must point out that THEY DO EXIST!
Hell, even ROSIE said they exist, she just thinks that their having children makes them HARMLESS for some stupid reason.

Posted by: KHarn at April 16, 2007 10:32 AM

Thats hilarious NGW. It is no small wonder that Area 51 freaks became loyal Democrats after 9/11.

I love this article by an original Truther...

"UFO Researcher David Sereda discussed his recent work, videotaping the disclosure of 73-year old Boyd Bushman, a Lockheed Martin Senior Research Scientist of 20 years, who held Top Secret clearance. He holds a number of patents and designed the Red Eye Missile (now the Stinger Missile), and infrared FLIR systems. Bushman also reverse engineered antigravity and UFO technology, Sereda reported.

There is a force related to the expansion of the universe that is actually stronger than gravity, and this could be connected to antigravity propulsion, Bushman told him. He demonstrated phases that lead up to antigravity, including experiments in which magnets reduced the gravity of a rock. Bushman verified that Area 51 in Nevada was indeed the place where alien craft were tested-- but such testing moved to a facility in Utah after Area 51 became well known, he noted.

Bushman also revealed that he was friends with a Navy doctor that treated a pilot who shot down the Roswell craft in 1947. Though he didn't state the specific type of weapon used, Sereda speculated that it might have been Tesla's "death ray," confiscated by the government after Tesla's death in 1943. Bushman also showed Sereda a diagram for a nuclear-powered flying saucer, which he said was first flown out of Wright Patterson AFB in 1959."

Death to Reality, Love Live the Conspiracies!

Posted by: Freedom Now at April 16, 2007 12:22 PM

sorry I screwed up the italics, it was global warming that did it...

Posted by: Freedom Now at April 16, 2007 12:30 PM

Uh, Rosie, George Bush is a father, too. So is Dick Cheney, and even Karl Rove.

And not to get too personal with you, but I bet that these guys' kids don't buy Father's Day cards for a turkey baster.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2007 1:20 PM

Yes, Rosie, the terrorists are mothers and fathers who instill in their children a hatred of America and Israel. For example, they tell their children that Jews are the descendants of pigs and monkeys, and that Jews mix the blood of children in with their bread dough. America is called the Great Satan because it exists, not because of any one thing we've done to them (except enrich them by buying their oil). Oh, and please don't forget those lovely terrorists who actually use children in suicide bombings. Yes, they love their children, even those not old enough to appreciate the 72 virgins awaiting them in paradise.

Posted by: Pam at April 16, 2007 1:38 PM

regarding alexjonesfan

For those of you who don't know it, Alex Jones is a "documentary" filmmaker who specializes in whacko conspiracy theories regarding shadow governments, bohemian grove, aliens, chem trails, the whole shebang.

You can usually find some of his cheesy documentaries for download on the internet. Very low budget, and boring.

I agree, it seems most libs these days are just interested in a good old fashioned conspiracy theory, truth be damned! And Bush/9-11 fits the bill.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at April 16, 2007 3:01 PM

Freedom Now
OF COURSE the American government has possesion of star-fareing technology! Of course our engineers have decoded the secrets, that's why the MOON LANDINGS were a HOAX!

Oh wait, that doesn't quite work. Let me try again:

We've had alien technology for sixty years and that's why we have not only sent men to MARS, but set up a base there. And it's also why we have a defence system that prevents every other country from attacking us because they know it can blast their missles and planes out of the sky from a hundred miles away and that our solders carry rayguns instead of....

Uhh, can I pretend that I never started this post?

Posted by: KHarn at April 16, 2007 3:51 PM