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April 24, 2007
Osama Obama Wants to Buy Off Terrorists
Until now I regarded Barack Hussein Obama as an empty black skin who was picked to be a figurehead by liberal media elites because his name reminds them of Osama bin Laden. But it turns out that he actually has a plan for confronting the worldwide Islamic terror movement that did not begin or end with September 11.
The plan does not involve fighting terrorists. Osama Obama wants US troops to retreat from Iraq within a year, handing that strategically vital country over to our worst enemies, with a virtual guarantee that its oil revenues will be used to finance terror strikes against our homeland.
Instead, Obama's plan calls for paying the regimes that harbor terrorists to be nice. He has promised to double foreign aid to $50 billion by 2012 if Americans should be so viciously self-destructive as to elect him. Apparently he thinks that if you pour enough money into corrupt Arab regimes that want us wiped off the map, helping to finance their weapons programs and the dissemination of militant Islamic propaganda, they will be so grateful that they will wait until after they've destroyed Israel before they come after us.
There is some precedent to Obama's idea. In the 18th Century, we paid off Islamic rulers to keep Muslim pirates from looting our ships and enslaving our citizens. But Thomas Jefferson got tired of paying tribute to a bunch of thugs and sent in the Marines.
Since the war in Iraq began, prominent Democrats have said whatever they could think of to break our country's morale. But no treasonous statement from Harry Reid or Jack Murtha could be as heartbreaking in its effect as being forced to imagine Barack Obama in the office once held by Thomas Jefferson.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 24, 2007 1:59 PM
Comments
Maybe B.O. is hoping for a little kickback/finder's fee/baksheesh/agent's commission for his good offices in securing the bucks for his fellow Muslims.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2007 2:14 PM
Obama still thinks we should send tribute to the Khan.
Posted by: BelchSpeak at April 24, 2007 2:51 PM
Barry's an empty suit, full of homilies and catch-phrases, and non-sequiturs -- basically, he's like liberals everywhere: full of BS.
As the first Muslim president of the U.S. (I know, he says he's not Muslim -- yeah, right!), no doubt he'll take this country straight down the path to appeasement and reconciliation with his "brothers" in al-Qaida and Iran. For anyone not willing to convert, dhimmitude won't be enough; you'll have to "go," since you will be "unnecessary to the furtherance of Allah's government on Earth."
That the people of America would actually elect this guy (much less elect Hillary or the Breck Girl) is incomprehensible to me, but then stranger things have happened in my lifetime.
Posted by: jc14 at April 24, 2007 3:17 PM
I have a hard time believing that this country would be stupid enough or spiritually blind enough to elect either Hildebeast or the muslim who's pretending to be a Christian, but like jc14 pointed out: "stranger things have happened". This is the end of days after all, so anything is possible. If either of these losers gets elected then we truly do deserve whatever evil befalls us.
Posted by: fellowes at April 25, 2007 10:02 AM
Obama believes what so many on the left believe, that the main cause of terrorism is poverty, not ideology.
They think it can be solved by throwing money at it, even though this has never worked before.
He's just an empty suit that gets headlines by bashing Bush and Cheney and anyone on the right. Elect him and you know exactly what you'll get, the left's party line.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at April 25, 2007 3:15 PM
