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April 12, 2007

Moonbats Turn on Starbucks

You would think Starbucks would get some gratitude for providing such a comfortable setting for moonbats with silly hair and earrings in their noses to discuss the violent overthrow of American white-bread capitalist hegemony over $5 grande triple mocha cinnamon dolce tutti-frutti frappuccinos. But no: Starbucks is under moonbat attack.

A young malcontent named Daniel Gross decided he didn't like working at Starbucks because it's too hard and the scheduling is unreliable. Rather than take advantage of low unemployment to find another job more to his liking, he decided to force Starbucks to conform to his requirements.

Now Starbucks finds itself menaced by the Starbucks Workers Union, which has reached "critical mass" by recruiting members at nine of the 9,401 Starbucks stores in the USA. Allegedly recruitment would be even more impressive, except that Starbucks has been fighting dirty by firing troublemaking bums like Gross.

But Gross is studying for a law degree. Once he has it, he plans to force the company to rehire him, bravely subjecting himself once again to the totalitarian horrors of employment at Starbucks, which he describes like this:

They've got rules for everything. The iced teas get 10 shakes. Not nine. Not eight. Before you hand it to the customer, 10 shakes. They're terrified a union will come in and say "Nine shakes is enough."

Litigation has already resulted in a consent decree in which Starbucks had to promise that it would not create the impression that "union activities are under surveillance."

Apparently Starbucks' attempt to maintain a moonbatty public image is not affording it enough protection. Maybe corporations will learn to focus on making money, and leave flaky liberal foolishness to the news media.

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Besieged by moonbats.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 12, 2007 10:00 AM

Comments

Ten shakes per tea vs. nine may be anal to the nth degree, (it is)
but that's Starbuck's rule and when he signed up, that was the deal.
The strict adherence is for consistency and when it's a chain, that's
important. I work in a field that's super-duper anal where common sense is tossed out more often than not and where government regulatory rules are incredibly stupid and petty. It drives me insane, so I empathize, but if you want to change the system, then you've got to work with it and rise to the top where real change occurs. That's life son. Get over it.

btw, Starbucks burns their beans. I rarely patronize them.

Posted by: fellowes at April 12, 2007 10:34 AM

10 shakes = torture

No doubt encouraged by George Bush's disrespect for the human rights of coffee shop employees.

Posted by: Freedom Now at April 12, 2007 10:48 AM

Gosh, those baristas sure have it tough. Ten shakes...no wonder he's up in arms! Like fellowes said above, chains like Starbucks have those "silly" rules for a reason -- consistency, which is why people patronize them. McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, etc., all follow the exact same formula no matter where they are located.

Last time hubby was in a Starbucks, the guy in front of him ordered something like a "triple soy vente latte." He was wearing the usual grubby jeans and t-shirt, and had one of those horrible scraggly goatees. Hubby snickered as he placed his order, and was glared at by the girl behind the counter. Needless to say, hubby usually gets his coffee at the deli down the street...better quality at a lower price.

Posted by: Pam at April 12, 2007 11:24 AM

Say it aint so! Rules at a job which PAYS you? How dare they have the audacity to expect their employees to WORK and follow their requirements! How dare they mess around with his schedule? Retail should never be allowed to do this, I have never heard of a company that schedules weekly to so blatantly expect someone who when hired and filled-out the days and hours they were available to work to change the schedule weekly! Oh the inhumanity of Starbucks!

This kid should be happy that Starbucks has not figured out a way around the system to hire illegals to do his 10 shakes and thus bump him out of his higher-than-minimum wage paying job!

Posted by: Jeanette at April 12, 2007 11:40 AM

I've recommended that Danny Boy save his nickels and dimes and open his own coffee shop if he chafes under the rules of someone who did that very thing and then had the nerve to offer Danny a job when he went begging for one. I really don't think that there's anything in this world more annoying than a law student who thinks he's been wronged, and I say this as a former law student myself. (with apologies to everyone that I bothered back in my day.)

PS--I love you site. Come visit mine when you find the time.

Posted by: Lagniappe's Guy at April 12, 2007 12:34 PM

I hate starbucks but this guy is a tool. Minimum wage jobs suck. What's next a union at mcdonalds, give me a break these jobs are disposable what will workers have to yearn for if we get rid of the crappy jobs.

Posted by: William Craft at April 12, 2007 1:16 PM

there goes the price of a cuppa joe!

Posted by: nanc at April 12, 2007 2:03 PM

Remember the speech/essay from the Whole Foods CEO?

http://www.wholefoods.com/blogs/jm/archives/2006/02/winning_the_bat.html

It's a classic case of a leftard getting pwned by reality. The difference is that Mr. Mackey learned how to function as a valuable cog on the gear of capitalism, and other "progressives" act like monkey wrenches in the works.

Posted by: skh.pcola at April 12, 2007 2:56 PM

I love this phrase in Van Helsing's article:

"Rather than take advantage of low unemployment to find another job more to his liking ..."

Um, what low unemployment, Van???

Posted by: Anonymous at April 12, 2007 6:04 PM

I can only assume that anonymous is joking about the unemployment rate. If he/she is not, how about 4.4%. Low by any calculation.

Posted by: Ken at April 12, 2007 8:07 PM

Ken, liberals live in an alternate reality that apparently includes alternate employment statistics.

Posted by: Van Helsing at April 12, 2007 8:21 PM

Fortunately, this disgruntled employee (are there ever any "gruntled" employees?) will have his head handed to him one day early in his career practicing law by someone who knows his or her business and has a "take no prisoners" attitude. Kind of makes the whole Starbucks trauma of his younger days fade into insignificance.

I can't tell you how many jobs I held at this guy's age, and before, that had the dumbest rules (at least according to my young self), but you either do the work, following the rules, or you quit the job and find something else -- it ain't that hard to figure out, kid. Jeez, I thought you were actually smart enough to get into law school somewhere.

Posted by: jc14 at April 12, 2007 9:13 PM

I've heard Conservative lawyers (which are so rare that they could sell on Ebay as collectibles) remark that the average Liberal law student- and law professor, for that matter- tends to be a wimp/girlie man who is out to prove his machismo by changing the world to his liking, accomplishing this from the safe haven of threatening litigation against anyone who would get in the way. Sounds like this kid is well on his way to becoming a typical Moonbat attorney/politician. I wonder if he was encouraged to take these actions against Starbucks by his mentors at school...

Posted by: Toa at April 13, 2007 8:02 AM

According to "Move On" unemployment could possibly rise up to 99.9% within the next couple of months and if anyone will believe it, that is the actual unemployment rate right now.

(Please no Global Warming jokes about this. I am absolutely serious.)

Posted by: Freedom Now at April 13, 2007 3:03 PM

So let me get this right: Employees who want to start a union are crazy moonbats. People who are boycotting Ford Motors because they advertised in gay magazines are normal, well-adjusted, exemplary citizens. Um, ok.

Posted by: Marti at April 14, 2007 1:32 PM

Marti, I don't recall this site ever advocating a boycott of Ford.

Posted by: Van Helsing at April 14, 2007 6:19 PM

Marti, it's not about starting a union; it's about spoiled kids expecting their employers to march by their tune, to their convenience.

Posted by: Toa at April 14, 2007 7:10 PM

The oddest part is some joker "implying" that we have high unemployement right now. I remember when Bush got re-elected, libs in my office were giving the usual complaints about four more years of high-unemployment, jobs going overseas, etc... I don't bother to argue with them, I could quote stats all day long that show we have low unemployment but they believe what they want to believe. Sad.

And I wouldn't worry about this kid becoming a lawyer and suing Starbucks. If 10 shakes is a little much for him, I'm thinking law school takes a little more fortitude than he can muster.

And then Marti Moonbat wants to change the subject altogether. Does Marti think this kid has a legitimate complaint about the 10 shakes? A complaint worthy of unionization?

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