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April 6, 2007

Moonbat Easter Egg Hunt

Posted by Dave Blount at April 6, 2007 10:16 AM

Easter is no reason for moonbats to pause in their denunciations of America. They have their own take on the time-honored tradition of the Easter egg hunt.

As the annual White House Easter Egg Roll takes place on the South Lawn, moonbats and their offspring will be holding a "family-friendly Easter cluster-bomb hunt" in nearby Lafayette Square. Children made the toy cluster bombs by wrapping balloons around tennis balls at a "teach-in." The real thing can "blow up and kill you," a child dutifully recites.

The lead sponsor is the Vineeta Foundation, whose Brian Hennessey explains:

We're not trying to hit kids over the head with this; we want them to have fun. We also want to bring attention to the fact that our munitions cause a lot of death and destruction to civilians, especially children.

Subtle, aren't they?

Next might come the Moonbat Fourth of July, featuring fireworks that consist of setting off M-80s wired to hamsters, to show the kiddies the awful things that happen to innocent Muslim children when they are murdered by our fascist troops in the dark of the night. Then follows Moonbat Halloween, with children dressed in American military uniforms demanding "air strike or treat!" They might do a Moonbat Thanksgiving, by killing the turkey right there on the table to remind the young'uns that meat is murder. Ward Churchill would appreciate a Moonbat Christmas, where instead of toys kids receive blankets infected with smallpox, in honor of accusations that have been made regarding Indians. The possibilities are endless.

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An egg you won't find at moonbat festivities.

On a tip from V the K.