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April 3, 2007
Global Warming Dupes Target Barbecues
There aren't many things we won't be asked to sacrifice in the name of the discredited yet persisting hoax known as global warming. In Belgium, bureauweenies are now taxing barbecues on the grounds that like everything else associated with the activities of humans and other animals, barbecues produce CO2. Firing up your Belgian barbie will cost a draconian €20.
Compliance will be monitored using helicopters with thermal sensors. Yes, I'm serious. Presumably they will be pixie-dust–powered helicopters that don't produce any CO2.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 3, 2007 8:07 AM
Comments
There was an april fools joke in the Mail on this exact subject. Possibly related? I bloody hope it is related...
Posted by: Archonix at April 3, 2007 8:21 AM
What's scary is that it is hard to tell when someone is kidding about Moonbats or not.
Posted by: metalgarth at April 3, 2007 8:33 AM
Bad news for the Plutonians!
http://www.ashleysaunders.com/ashblog/archives/plutonians.jpg
Hmmm, grilled watermelon?
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 3, 2007 9:05 AM
They figure that anyone who bbqs is an American-Sympathizer.
So its for a good cause...
Posted by: Freedom Now at April 3, 2007 1:37 PM
i will roast ANYBODY who tries to come betwixt me and my barbecue!
Posted by: nanc at April 3, 2007 7:24 PM
Cannibal!!!!!!!!
....ummm....does it really taste like chicken?
Posted by: Freedom Now at April 4, 2007 6:36 PM
