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April 1, 2007
Giant Gasbag to Take Part in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
In today's April 1 news, officials have announced that this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will feature an Al Gore balloon.
Gore insists that the balloon be filled with CO2 instead of helium for political reasons. When informed that CO2 is heavier than air, he reacted sharply:
That's just nonsense from climate deniers and skeptics, everybody knows that CO2 floats around in our atmosphere, they measure it on the summit of the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawaii. I've been there, I've seen it. How do you think it got up there if it was heavier than air! There's consensus on this, the debate is OVER.
The giant gasbag will be shuttled along the parade route atop a fleet of 10 Hummers.
On a tip from Anthony.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 1, 2007 10:51 AM
Comments
This IS an April Fools Day joke, right?
Posted by: Bernie at April 1, 2007 12:54 PM
i take it it's going to be a no smoking affair? tell clintoonyloons to leave his cigars at home!
Posted by: nanc at April 1, 2007 2:40 PM
They should fill the Goreballoon with Hydrogen gas, then set it on fire so the announcers can yell
"Al Gore is bursting into flames. This is terrible! This is one of the worst catastrophes in the world! The flames are 500 ft. into the sky. It is a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It is in smoke and flames now. Oh, the humanity! I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen! Honest, it is a mass of smoking wreckage. Lady, I am sorry. Honestly, I can hardlyק am going to step inside where I can't see it. Charley, that is terrible! Listen, folks, I am going to have to stop for a minute because I have lost my voice.""
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hindenburg_burning.jpg
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 1, 2007 7:26 PM
