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April 1, 2007

Giant Gasbag to Take Part in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Posted by Dave Blount at April 1, 2007 10:51 AM

In today's April 1 news, officials have announced that this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will feature an Al Gore balloon.

Gore insists that the balloon be filled with CO2 instead of helium for political reasons. When informed that CO2 is heavier than air, he reacted sharply:

That's just nonsense from climate deniers and skeptics, everybody knows that CO2 floats around in our atmosphere, they measure it on the summit of the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawaii. I've been there, I've seen it. How do you think it got up there if it was heavier than air! There's consensus on this, the debate is OVER.

The giant gasbag will be shuttled along the parade route atop a fleet of 10 Hummers.

On a tip from Anthony.

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