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April 25, 2007
Europeans Target Environmental Crimes
In another disturbing glimpse at where environmentalism is headed, Italy has adopted a draft bill anticipating a forthcoming European Union directive on environmental crimes. Those found guilty of sins against Gaia will be subject to 1–5 years in jail and fines of 20,000–60,000 euros — and still more if the crime actually endangers someone.
Punishments get even worse for committing "environmental catastrophes," which presumably go well beyond forgetting to throw your soda can in the recycling bin.
The European Commission is planning to enable the EU to issue arrest warrants for environmental crimes. If Brussels bureauweenies decide they agree with Cheryl Crow about toilet paper usage, Brits who overwipe could hear midnight banging on their door.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 25, 2007 8:23 AM
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Rosie gets the AXE !!! KER CHOP !!!! Bwahahahahahaaaa!!! They finally had enough of that bloated wind bag. Im stunned they actually sent her packing!
"“my needs for the future just didn’t dovetail with what ABC was able to offer me.”" LOL! No! She was shit canned.... what a self aborbed gas bag... she cant even admit she was fired. Guest Host? NEXT YEAR? Yeah right.. Babwa probably said either Rosie goes or I go...
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 25, 2007 9:06 AM
Rosies rotting corpse will be around for another 6 weeks - they better put one of those red balls in her mouth while she just nods, yes or no.
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Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2007 9:19 AM
How much will be the fine for farting? How will this affect the world's bean crops?
Posted by: Jimbo at April 25, 2007 9:29 AM
