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Meanwhile, back in the real world, I went to church on Easter Sunday in April amidst snow flurries and sub-freezing temperatures.

Not me, buddy. I hung out at Al and Tipper's mansion, cranked the heat, toasted some tofu over the fire, and then packed up the Gulf Stream and headed down to Rio to cash in some carbon credits!

btw - I hope all you church goers car-pooled.

One non-moonbat schoolteach found. I bet she won't be teaching Al Gore's Gay Penguins Had Two Mommies Before ManbearPig Killed Them and Took Their Oil.

That's not the half of it. Quite a few of Carl Hiassen's novels (Including at least two intended for children, 'Hoot' and 'Flush') have main characters who engage in quite dangerous acts of ecoterrorism, yet are portrayed as HEROES! For instance, in 'Hoot' (Which was made into a movie last year that thankfully was a complete bomb), a group of kids want to save a nest of burrowing owls from being bulldozed to make room for a pancake house, so they rely on such sweet and charming tactics as releasing deadly snakes and a live alligator on the site to scare away the workers. In 'Flush,' a boy learns that a casino cruise ship has been dumping its human waste into the Everglades bay, so rather than remedy the problem in a peaceful, civilized manner, the boy decides to help his ecoterrorist father to sink it!
Not saying we shouldn't try to protect our environment, but people like Gore and Hiassen will do anything to turn our nation's children into radical eco-zealots willing to do anything to bring down what they see as threats to 'Mother Earth.'

What is Al Bore going to do about the SUN? Maybe he could fly into it to force it to reduce its output of solar radiation? That would be a good start.

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/2007/04/post_3.html

"Plots of changes in the suns magnetic field line up very well with climate change.

There's growing sentiment that CO2 theory may very well be a red herring.

Yeah, its the sun, stupid.
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All-time record low temperatures in Austin over the weekend.

'Nuff sed.

Meanwhile, Europe's Cap-and-Trade System is succeeding... at putting people out of work and sending jobs (and carbon production) to countries like China that are not covered by Kyoto and plan to build another 2,200 coal-fired electricity plant in the next thirty years.

Note: The dimwits in the Air Pelosi Congress want to enforce this same scheme in the USA.

Meanwhile, Manbearpig is killing the otters. Oh, wait, sorry, it's not Global Warming that's killing the otters, it's the record cold temperatures that are somehow the result of Global Warming that are killing the otters.

i have a plan...

slip a copy of this into the front of every copy as an extra credit assignment...

I'm dreaming of a white Easter
Not like the ones I used to know
Where the tulips glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Easter
With every Easter egg I dye
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Easterses be white

Meanwhile, Alaska's winter was so cold this year that otters were driven out of their bays and forced to trek across the tundra...

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/story/8776492p-8677949c.html

With overnight lows in the 20s and 30s and daytime highs in the mid-30s to around 40, I wouldn't say my portion of the Northeast is in the grip of a heatwave this spring. Can I forward my heating bill for April to Al Gore?

Speaking of indoctrinating kids...yesterday my 4 year old was watching PBS Sprout (a cable version of PBS for kids), and they had a new show on, big bird was narrating a series of regular shows and it had a "green theme".

Across the bottom during the shows they scrolled little words of wisdom by tykes who had written in, along with their name. Such tidbits as "I will tell my mommy and daddy to buy a hybrid" and "I will recycle plastic to help the Earth" and "I will plant a tree to make Earth feel better"...and yada yada yada.

I recycle more than any 10 people I know, and encourage everyone to do the same, even though your garage becomes a giant storage bin between trips to the local recycling center. But that's for ME to teach my kids, as well as what car I should buy. Can't they even watch Angelina Ballerina without being taught Gaia worship?

We have a county recycling program where I live. I recycle cans and bottles because it is efficient to do so. Paper products are either thrown out or are recycled as heat in my fireplace.