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April 23, 2007
Cheryl Crow's Carbon Footprint Almost As Large As Her Liquor Bill
Talk about a carbon footprint. Check out the transportation requirements of singer Cheryl Crow, who insists we curtail our toilet paper usage so as to save the planet from global warming:
- Three tractor trailers.
- Four buses.
- Six cars.
Yet I'm sure Ms. Crow makes up for all the emissions by neglecting to clean herself properly after using the bathroom.
Even more impressive are her alcohol requirements for each show, which include 12 bottles of Grolsch, six bottles of local beer, a bottle of cabernet, a bottle of merlot, and depending on the day of the week, a bottle of either Makers Mark bourbon, Bombay gin, Courvoisier brandy, "Good quality Champagne," silver tequila, or Absolut vodka.
I wonder which of these inspired her concept of the removable "dining sleeve."
Hat tip: Crush Liberalism.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 23, 2007 11:05 AM
Comments
She sounds like she might be fun to drunk with.
I think in her honor today I will use an entire roll of TP to wipe my ass.
Posted by: Jenn at April 23, 2007 11:19 AM
With all the fiber in our diet, TP disappears faster at our house than a bowl of percodans at Farrah Fawcett's.
Two words for Sheryl: "Recycled corncobs"
Posted by: Ed at April 23, 2007 12:39 PM
William F. Buckley once said that a liberal is someone who wants to reach and adjust the shower temperature for you. Now apparently they want to get involved in ass-wiping too. I'm afraid to conjecture what might be next.
Posted by: Beef at April 23, 2007 2:44 PM
Typical Stalinist BS, from people who say they want the freedom to do any damn thing they want, with anybody they want, but have this uncontrollable urge to run everybody else's lives.
These rules, for everyone else of course, do not apply to them, since they're "special." So Sheryl can pollute all she wants, as can Al, and they relieve their "crushing" guilt for destroying the planet by the purchase of indulgences, from companies they have an interest in -- what a brilliant scam, of epic proportions!
Posted by: jc14 at April 23, 2007 6:09 PM
>>>Typical Stalinist BS, from people who say they want the freedom to do any damn thing they want, with anybody they want, but have this uncontrollable urge to run everybody else's lives.
Hitler (Or some other Nazi) said that "obedience to the State is the only freedom" and "the people cannot be trusted with freedom".
Now which political group keeps demanding GOVERNMENT mandates?
Posted by: KHarn at April 23, 2007 6:21 PM
According to a liberal chick in the comments over at bluecrabboulevard, skanky Crow was just joshing about the whole kerfuffle, but conservatives are too stupid to recognize the humor. I will have to admit that most of the things that issue forth from liberals' pieholes would be better suited for Cosby's "Kids Say the Darndest Things," but CherNOByl's statement didn't smack one iota of sarcastic humor.
Posted by: skh.pcola at April 23, 2007 9:45 PM
