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March 7, 2007

Vermont Consumed by the Mouth of Madness

Posted by Dave Blount at March 7, 2007 5:31 PM

What could be creepier than horror movies like In the Mouth of Madness and The Dark Secret of Harvest Home, set in small New England towns that succumb to the satanic forces of lunatic evil? The next one they make should be set in Vermont — so that they can market it as nonfiction.

At least 16 Vermont towns passed resolutions yesterday demanding that American troops surrender to the terrorists they have been fighting in Iraq; 32 towns have declared they want President Bush impeached for his attempts to defend the country from terrorism.

Squeaks State Rep. David Zuckerman: "The president must be held accountable."

In Zuckerman's own Burlington, voters were faced with a proposition to demand a new forensic investigation to determine if the atrocities of 9/11 were actually a government conspiracy. It's unclear whether that passed, but anything's possible in state that gave us Howard Dean — or at least, anything except sanity.

On a tip from V the K.