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March 9, 2007
Polar Bears Are Thriving
Unaffected by the torrent of global warming lies that incessantly blasts out of the media with the force of water from a fire hose, polar bears have been thriving.
In the Davis Strait area, the population is up from 850 in the mid-1980s to 2,100. Says Mitch Taylor, a biologist who has been studying polar bears for 20 years:
There aren't just a few more bears. There are a hell of a lot more bears.
Local Eskimos have been saying so for awhile. But global warming hoaxers won't listen to them because the locals have an interest in keeping the dangerous bears off the endangered species list. Liberals want polar bears on the list not because they are even remotely endangered, but because they hope to throw a monkey wrench into the economy by claiming that energy production must only be allowed if we can prove it doesn't inconvenience polar bears.
Currently the Eskimos are allowed to kill only a tiny number of bears per year, which they do when the bears get too close to settlements. Polar bears are one of the few species on Earth that will hunt down humans and kill us for food, probably accounting for their immense popularity among environmentalists.
Even Kool-Aid–drinker Andrew Derocher, who still insists that global warming is killing polar bears, admits that the famed propaganda picture of a bear and its cub floating on an iceberg as if the ice had suddenly disappeared behind them is a fraud, as polar bears often travel by climbing onto floating ice.
As global warming hoaxers consider us too stupid to figure out, polar bears are aquatic animals, buoyant enough from all their insulating fat to swim for many miles. Their Latin name Ursus maritimus means "bear of the sea."
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 9, 2007 7:58 AM
Comments
OT: I don't know if this Robot Ethics Charter is Moonbattery or not, but I'd feel safer if we built some battlestars.
Posted by: V the K at March 9, 2007 8:15 AM
I worked in the artic for many years, as did my brother and dad. Between us we know of about a half dozen "lost" to polar bears. One got a rear-chain (that's a guy on a survey crew) for the company I was working for. At one of my Dad's worksites, a rig north of Kotzebue, one got the bull cook (that's the cook's helper) off the back steps of the mess haul when he went to take out the trash.
They are quite nasty beasts, those polar bears. Every environmentalist should search one out in the wild and become “one” with it.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 9, 2007 8:28 AM
when are they going to open season on them?
i've heard bbq'd bear roast is tasty!
Posted by: nanc at March 9, 2007 11:14 AM
If you missed the documentary, you can get it here.
The Great Global Warming Swindle
http://www.mininova.org/tor/612593
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3635222/The_Great_Global_Warming_Swindle
here is another one
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3635143/Channel_4_-_The_Great_Global_Warming_Swindle.avi
Here is the web page of the documentary.
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/G/great_global_warming_swindle/index.html
Posted by: max at March 9, 2007 3:19 PM
They are quite nasty beasts, those polar bears. Every environmentalist should search one out in the wild and become “one” with it.
Why? It'd give the bear indigestion and the envirowhackos wouldn't be changed by the experience.
They'd still be shits.
Posted by: Archonix at March 9, 2007 6:25 PM
Encourage people to see the video “The Great Global Warming Swindle”.
Here is an easy URL to remember to see the program. Pass it along to friends and family.
http://gorelied.notlong.com
Posted by: Sean at March 10, 2007 9:00 PM
Encourage people to see the video “The Great Global Warming Swindle”.
Here is an easy URL to remember to see the program. Pass it along to friends and family.
http://gorelied.notlong.com
Posted by: Sean at March 10, 2007 9:02 PM
