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March 15, 2007

NYC Bans Aluminum Bats

Intrusive nanny state regulations provide bureauweenies with such an exhilarating sense of self-righteous power that they aren't just for Democrats anymore. Staten Island Republican James Oddo has sponsored a bill to ban aluminum bats in New York City high school baseball games.

Originally Odd-O wanted to apply the ban to the Little League and independent leagues too, but he restrained himself a little to get the bill passed in the City Council 40–6.

Aluminum bats are supposedly excessively dangerous because the ball comes off them too quickly for pitchers to react. Wooden bats, on the other hand, have a tendency to shatter, so that potentially lethal shards of wood go whirling across the infield at high speeds.

Maybe it would be best if we just stick to Wiffleball — unless Nerf makes baseball equipment.

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The future of sports if moonbattery prevails.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 15, 2007 9:54 AM

Comments

Who cares the reason for the ban. Let's just be glad the things are gone!

They're an offense to the great American pass time, a whiney, tinny foreign accent on the great grassy stage that should only champion the hearty, manly crack of wood on leather!

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at March 15, 2007 10:01 AM

Junior is a typical lib, seeking to use the power of government to ban that which offends his aesthetic sensibilities. The elites know best, after all. Can't let the proles have freedom to decide for themselves.

Posted by: V the K at March 15, 2007 10:48 AM

Aluminum bats (and 9-irons) are among the most leathal weapons on earth. They have no other useful purpose than to hit things. They should be owned only by thoroughly trained professionals and should be liscensed. When someone is injured, the bat manufacturer must be given responsiblity.

Posted by: Mrs. Nanny Moonbat Brady at March 15, 2007 11:35 AM

Wiffle balls are made of plastic which may contain harmful pthalates. - Baaaad Idea.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 15, 2007 12:08 PM

Hey New York, while you're at it how about banning designated hitters?

Let's see, uh, making the pitchers bat and run would tire them out more so they couldn't throw as hard, thereby making hitting safer for batters. How's that for a safety argument? It's the best I could on short notice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 15, 2007 1:35 PM

Darn you, Ronald Regan! I hate to agree with you, but you're right!
Besides, wooden bats are more prone to dings and chips, so each can develop hitting qirks all their own. If they last that long, that is.

Posted by: KHarn at March 15, 2007 2:09 PM

there's so much more to this story that you didn't cover.

the basis for all this nonsense in a brown university study from 1997 where it was found that the ball does in fact travel faster off aluminum bats. only problem here is that the manufacturers changed their specs after the study to make them as "safe" as wooden bats.

oddo attempted to call several expert witnesses at the hearing on this, and none of them, including the author of the brown study, would testify that the modern aluminum bats are more dangerous than wood bats. the only witnesses who testified on behalf of oddo's cause where a family who's son was injured while pitching where an aluminum bat was involved and former major league pitcher john franco who testified that to his eye it looks like the ball goes faster off an aluminum bat.

you think the politiicians you read about day in and day out are bad, the nut jobs that make up the ny city council take the cake.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 15, 2007 2:54 PM

This is all just a big, BIG, misunderstaning!

They don't want to ban aluminum-bats, they were mis-heard, they want to eliminate MOON-bats!

Posted by: Doug at March 15, 2007 3:48 PM

I'm still not sure why it's the duty of the government to rule over baseball. I guess...because they can.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 16, 2007 10:56 AM

And you know what's safer than playing baseball with wooden bats? Not playing baseball at all. Should they ban that? Should the government starting banning everything that's dangerous?

The government will decide what's dangerous and what's not...what you can do for fun and what you can't. After all, there's no expert in the world like a government appointed investigation committee, whose findings are imperical and used to pass laws to dictate how we live.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 16, 2007 11:02 AM