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March 31, 2007
Moonbats After Chief Wahoo's Scalp
Major League Baseball will precede the 2007 season by pandering to political correctness with the inaugural Civil Rights Game in Memphis, home of the National Civil Rights Museum. Jackie Robinson will be obsessed upon in an effort to prove what racists we are for having grandparents who watched him play for the Brooklyn Dodgers back in 1947. Also honored will be the race-baiting lunatic Spike Lee, who has been screaming at anyone who will listen that George Bush blew up the levees to be mean to New Orleans' black people.
But a politically incorrect cloud will hang above the guilt fest. The St. Louis Cardinals are playing the Cleveland Indians, whose logo features Chief Wahoo, hated by moonbats for reasons only a moonbat could explain:
Regardless of color, race, ethnic identity or political philosophy, any objective view of Wahoo must concede: It is a demeaning stereotype — the smiling, drunken fool so eager to please his racially insensitive white fans. […] Chief Wahoo […] is beyond the pale. It is so deliberately and flagrantly racist that it cannot hide behind the typical excuse that some Native Americans are not offended.
It's not true that liberals have no moral system. It's just that their moral system is so depraved as to be incomprehensible to a sensible person. There's nothing wrong with killing your own baby, siding with terrorists and dictators against your own country, stealing from the productive to finance the shiftless, blaspheming Christianity, or indulging in every sexual perversion imaginable. But this is a moral outrage:
Yet they expect us to take them seriously.
Hat tip: Tongue Tied 3.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 31, 2007 10:48 AM
Comments
I, speaking for the entire white race, would like to express our deep offense at the racially insensitive expression "beyond the pale."
It demeans the cultural and historial experience of us persons of pallor, and I demand an apology, reparations, some small rule changes in the NBA, and groveling obsequiousness on the part of all and sundry until I get tired of getting my own way or hell freezes over, whichever happens first.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2007 1:37 PM
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
that PALES in comparison to what i was going to say, jay!
Posted by: nanc at March 31, 2007 4:15 PM
PCascists are at least as big a danger to liberty as scum-sucking child-murdering mooslim terrorists.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 31, 2007 5:32 PM
"the smiling, drunken fool ..."
okay, time out! I am a professional when it comes to being a smiling drunk, and that injun just ain't proving to me he's been working on the kickapoo joy juice!
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at April 1, 2007 12:00 AM
Being born north of the Mason-Dixon line, I am greatly offended by the culturally insensitive New York "Yankees". A term that is still used in a derogatory manner to this day.
Or what about the "Fighting Irish", another negative racial stereotype. I'm of Irish descent and have never been in a fight in my life.
How can that liberal POS say that you can't hide behind the excuse "Indians aren't offended"? If Indians don't care about it why the f... do liberals care? Because they hate America, period.
Posted by: Ken at April 2, 2007 7:39 AM
Being born north of the Mason-Dixon line, I am greatly offended by the culturally insensitive New York "Yankees". A term that is still used in a derogatory manner to this day.
Or what about the "Fighting Irish", another negative racial stereotype. I'm of Irish descent and have never been in a fight in my life.
How can that liberal POS say that you can't hide behind the excuse "Indians aren't offended"? If Indians don't care about it why the f... do liberals care? Because they hate America, period.
Posted by: Ken at April 2, 2007 7:40 AM
I'm so fed up with Moonbattery I had to post that message twice.
Posted by: Ken at April 2, 2007 7:42 AM
Perhaps Cleveland's baseball team will take a more alliterative name. My suggestion, the name of Atlanta's old minor league team, the Crackers. Cleveland Crackers, hmmmm.
chsw
Posted by: chsw at April 2, 2007 1:11 PM
Chief Wahoo doesn't look drunken to me, he just looks happy.
Posted by: Adam at April 5, 2007 3:20 PM
