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March 26, 2007
Milking Moonbats
The global warming hoax may make the poor poorer, but Prince Albert and his coconspirator Maurice Strong aren't the only ones exploiting it to turn a tidy profit. Melissa Pickett, an eco-therapist in Santa Fe, reportedly milks 40 to 80 moonbats with eco-anxiety per month.
Eco-anxiety is the neurotic state that results from taking the relentless barrage of global warming propaganda seriously. Symptoms include panic attacks, poor appetite, irritability, bouts of weakness, sleeplessness, and a sensation that the cells in your body are twitching. For a fee, Pickett can cure these symptoms by telling patients to carry around natural objects, such as certain minerals.
On tips from Bill V. and V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 26, 2007 9:58 PM
Comments
Must read ... the IPCC hoax has been found out.
http://antigreen.blogspot.com/2007/03/real-history-of-carbon-dioxide-levels.html
Posted by: bill at March 26, 2007 10:26 PM
Moonbat lawyer is a fan of Che Guevara. This guy looks stoned.
http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/07086/772756-28.stm
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 27, 2007 5:25 AM
This is not a parody: New York Times Editorializes in favor of Emasculation.
When I was stoked up on testosterone in the old days, for example, I would obsess about exacting revenge on those who offended me. Now I see the foolishness in such macho fury.
That explains the tone of their editorial page.
Posted by: V the K at March 27, 2007 5:29 AM
If I were a therapist, which I wouldn't be because that would make me a moonbat, I would have no problem soothing the imaginary concerns of these freaks.
Damn, some people have it good (therapists, that is).
Posted by: nervousness at March 27, 2007 8:05 AM
They used to say "if your product won't sell, create a market for it". Now days, the market creates the product!
Posted by: KHarn at March 27, 2007 3:08 PM
