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March 20, 2007
Man Sues His Own Sister For Small Fortune Over Cat Bite
In a ruling sure to warm the ambulance-chasing Breck Girl's heart, a Michigan man has been awarded $122,400 after suing his own sister because her cat bit his hand.
The cat in question was not a lion or a tiger but a Siamese named Randy. His sister warned people not to pick up the cat because of its attitude problem, but it leaped right into her brother's lap, rendering him helpless.
Getting bit by a dog must be worth close to a quarter million.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2007 8:33 AM
Comments
If the guy had of been an illegal mexican he would have gotten his medical treatment for "free" and wouldn't have had to sue anyone.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 20, 2007 8:47 AM
Furthering Jimbo's point, if the guy had been an illegal alien, both cat and sister would be in federal prison.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 20, 2007 12:04 PM
