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March 30, 2007
John Travolta, Owner of Five Jets, Lectures Us on Global Warming
When it comes to the global warming hoax, the hypocrisy of moonbats knows no bounds. Check out movie star John Travolta's driveway:
He owns five jets and his own private runway. In the past year he's flown at least 30,000 miles, producing 800 tons of carbon emissions — about 100 times that of an average citizen.
At least that means we won't have to listen to him preach about how we peasants should get around by bicycle for the sake of the polar bears, right? Wrong. At the British premier of his new movie Wild Hogs, he tooled down the red carpet on a Harley-Davidson to announce:
It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel.
If only we could send Tinseltown's environmental evangelists out to find those other planets. I wouldn't be surprised if Travolta has a spaceship somewhere on his estate that could take the whole bunch.
On a tip from nanc.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 30, 2007 8:37 AM
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Considering this guy is a Scientologist who believes that he is the reincarnation of some space alien who was expelled from his home planet thousands of years ago, we shouldn't be surprised that he's looking to possibly live in dome cities on other planets.
He's come a long way from being a Sweathog...and it isn't too impressive.
Posted by: Pam at March 30, 2007 9:49 AM
Remeber Van Helsing, according to John's belief system Scientology:
Xenu flew spaceships that looked like DC9's when he banished the "thetans" on earth 30 billion years ago
or whatever.
Posted by: ac1 at March 30, 2007 9:51 AM
One thing that frustrates me about these types is their complete lack of logic as they preach about what we need to do.
Considering Global Warming is a scientific subject, shouldn't they know a little about science before lecturing about it? The idea that we can populate other planets is absurd. We've never even been to another planet, and right now there is no way we could even get a large number of people to even one of the closest ones, Mars. Finding one that has a temperature and atmosphere like ours is a joke!
Why should we take them seriously about global warming when they make such obviously ridiculous statements like that.
I wish these folks would do us a favor and leave the thinking to the ones with the grey matter.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 30, 2007 9:54 AM
may the force be with him.
Posted by: nanc at March 30, 2007 10:01 AM
acl, those were DC-8's not DC-9's, we must be accurate about details like these. LOL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
These Hollyweird gas bags are hilarious - no need to create jokes about them, they provide their own jokes about themselves. Maybe Lord Xenu caused global warming when he set off all those nuclear weapons to kill trillions of people?
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 30, 2007 10:04 AM
When is Battlefield Earth 2 coming out? LOL!
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 30, 2007 10:29 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
Even the location of shit about Scientology is hilarious. Wiki/Xenu
Posted by: ac1 at March 30, 2007 10:56 AM
i believe in that spagetti monster thing.
Posted by: furballz at March 30, 2007 2:16 PM
caption should read:
captain spacedout cadet, at your service, meep-meep!
Posted by: nanc at March 31, 2007 4:24 AM
In Britain he's probably worshipped as a god.
Posted by: Mario at April 2, 2007 3:54 PM
There's a saying someone penned over 100 years ago which I think applies more today than ever before: "When man no longer believes in God, he'll believe in anything." I'm an agnostic myself, but apparently the average human needs to beleive in something unprovable, i.e. God or global warming. Apparently, traditional religions are proving to be far more rational than the loonie conspiracy theories of the secular fanatics.
Posted by: David at April 2, 2007 3:56 PM
I wonder how much water it takes to get that lawn so green, Mr. protect the environment!
Posted by: tonio at April 2, 2007 4:04 PM
