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March 7, 2007

Europeans Legitimizing Incest

If moonbattery ever triumphs in its war on Western Civilization, nothing will be considered immoral except morality itself. Europeans have made appalling progress toward this objective. The latest taboo to fall is incest.

BBC tells the heartwarming tale of unemployed Leipzig locksmith Patrick Stuebing, who discovered love in the arms of Susan Karolewski — who happens to be his sister. The two have been living together for years. They have four children, three of whom have been placed in foster care.

Incest is still against the law even in enlightened Germany. Stuebing has served two years for it, and could be headed back to jail if the law isn't overturned, as the degenerate Beeb clearly hopes it will be. Moonbats unsurprisingly claim that the law against incest "breaches the couple's civil rights."

The incest taboo exists because the practice is unhealthy, both socially and biologically. But the same could be said for the homosexuality taboo, which is becoming taboo even to remember.

The couple's lawyer Endrik Wilhelm is confident that decadence will prevail:

The law against incest is based on very old moral principles. The law was abolished in France, it's about time it should be scrapped here in Germany as well.

As usual, French footsteps lead straight to the edge of a cliff, but there are still those who would follow them.

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Incestuous German lovebirds Patrick Stuebing and Susan Karolewski.

On a tip from Michael.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 7, 2007 4:40 PM

Comments

Rick Santorum proven right, yet again.

Posted by: V the K at March 7, 2007 5:18 PM

Dude she's not even that hot.

Posted by: associatecontributor1 at March 7, 2007 5:56 PM

They sound like Bush supporters to me.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 7, 2007 7:27 PM

How come they have different last names?

Posted by: White Cane at March 7, 2007 7:37 PM

Thanks, VH, for providing the most disgusting thing I've heard all week.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 7, 2007 7:52 PM

Siblings who have been raised separately do not develop the same bond as those who have been together throughout childhood. It's common for relatives (parents, adult children, adult siblings) who reunite as adults to feel a strong sexual attraction for the other.

http://www.geneticsexualattraction.com/index.php?page=3&sid=4dc546c32f224e3ca2449dc768115e06

Posted by: chai lover at March 7, 2007 11:39 PM

I bet their kids are all skilled banjo musicians.

They could star in a remake of "Deliverance".

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 8, 2007 6:38 AM

"I bet their kids are all skilled banjo musicians."

Dang GJDR you aint right....hehe. dont you be a pickin on us Appalachian Americans now. We gits right lonely down in ez dark hollers.

Posted by: joe buz at March 8, 2007 8:08 AM

How come they have different last names?

One of them was adopted by another family after being taken in to care.

Posted by: Archonix at March 8, 2007 1:19 PM

Why is Patrick in jail, but not Susan? Didn't she commit incest, too? We know why, of course: sexism.

Posted by: Bob Smith at March 9, 2007 10:27 AM

Jesus H. Christ. Stop the planet, I wanna get off. :_(

Posted by: noooo at March 9, 2007 1:45 PM

Nice one Bob, I didnt even think about that...

Posted by: Freedom Now at March 9, 2007 2:28 PM