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March 24, 2007
Environmentalists Swear Off Toilet Paper
Posted by Dave Blount at March 24, 2007 9:58 AM
If you have the feeling there is something unclean about moonbats, you might be righter than you know. Manhattan writers Colin Beavan and Michelle Conlin are campaigning to serve Gaia in part by swearing off toilet paper.
Other rules that they are imposing on themselves as part of a publicity stunt they call No Impact include eating only food grown "organically" within 250 miles of Manhattan (although they cheat), shopping as little as possible, using no carbon-fueled transportation, and not throwing anything in the garbage but instead using a composter that stinks up their pricey Fifth Avenue apartment.
It's no longer possible to make fun of environmentalists. All you can do is let them make fun of themselves.
