March 23, 2007
Ecokooks Torching Cars in Denver
Following the lead of the Muslim barbarians overrunning France, American ecokooks have taken to torching people's cars.
Residents of Denver's normally quiet Cherry Creek district were woken by an explosion early Wednesday morning to see flames rising 15 into the air from the remains of a Hummer H2 parked at the curb in front of its owner's house. The letters ELF were markered onto the ruined vehicle — a calling card from the environmentalist group Earth Liberation Front.
Two other vehicles were torched in Cherry Creek that same night, most likely by ELF terrorists. There have also been tire slashings in the neighborhood.
Underneath the feel-good froth, environmentalism is an antihuman ideology — possibly the most profoundly evil doctrine yet devised. Moderate environmentalists want to cripple human civilization; the true believers want to end it. In light of this fact, ELF's antisocial tactics are hardly surprising.
Hat tip: Slapstick Politics.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 23, 2007 8:49 AM
Their Islamist brethren torch cars in Paris's suburbs. Enviro-fascists and Islamo-fascists are cut from the same cloth. The Islamos just have a higher body count.
Posted by: V the K at March 23, 2007 9:46 AM
Posted by: Bob Fowler at March 23, 2007 10:00 AM
Just as long as they purchased the proper 'carbon offsets' beforehand...
Posted by: metalgarth at March 23, 2007 10:39 AM
Looks like Iraq.
U.S. out of the U.S.
Posted by: Freedom Now at March 23, 2007 10:40 AM
Did they not consider the ecological impact of the explosion? Glass shards where chipmunks could step on them? Smoke and gases as a result of the bomb?
If they want to lessen man's impact on the earth, perhaps they should begin with removing themselves from its surface.
Posted by: Pam at March 23, 2007 11:19 AM
These are the same idiots who burned hundreds of acers of forrest when they torched a ski lodge. I think they just like fires, not "Mother earth".
Posted by: KHarn at March 23, 2007 2:37 PM
I think we need hate crimes laws to protect SUV owners because of their vehicular identity.
Posted by: Steve at March 23, 2007 5:02 PM
Well I guess that they haven't accounted for the fact that burning a hummer releases more toxins and pollution in to the atmosphere in just a few hours than it would ever have had a hope of releasing over its entire lifetime. Nearly all of the polution accounted for by a hummer is produced during its manufacture.
And that's not even counting CO2 emissions, which I don't think of as pollution anyway...
Posted by: Archonix at March 24, 2007 3:29 AM