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March 7, 2007
Easy Being Green Sells Eco-Indulgences For Passing Gas
Just when I thought the global warming hoax couldn't get any sillier, an Australian company is selling carbon credits so that liberals no longer need to feel guilty about heating up the planet by breaking wind.
If you can take Al Gore seriously, you might also take seriously the idea that letting one rip after a trip to Taco Bell will affect Earth's climate, unleashing cataclysmic hurricanes, drowning polar bears, melting Frosty the Snowman, etc. But Sydney's Easy Being Green will buy that guilt off your hands — even if it's your pets who keep letting stinkers.
For only US$16, you can buy the right to blast gas to your heart's content for two years. Dogs and cats can be rendered carbon neutral, flatulence included, for US$27 and US$6 per year, respectively.
How does giving your money to these enterprising chiselers make it okay with Mother Earth for you to cut the cheese? They install energy-saving fluorescent light bulbs and water-saving shower heads, which are just as likely to influence the weather as your cat's flatulence.
On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 7, 2007 3:34 PM
Comments
Damn Van Helsing, must you torture us with Rosie? How about a moratorium on the Queen of Fugly?
Posted by: associatecontributor1 at March 7, 2007 3:54 PM
I'm offering indulgences for $15. Hey, that's 6% off! Send me the $15 and I'll pinch my cheeks together. Honest!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 7, 2007 7:25 PM
it's no wonder she's so miserable...
Posted by: nanc at March 7, 2007 7:30 PM
Encourage people to see the video “The Great Global Warming Swindle”.
Here is an easy URL to remember to see the program. Pass it along to friends and family.
http://gorelied.notlong.com
Posted by: Sean at March 10, 2007 9:21 PM
