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March 15, 2007
Danny Glover Assaults Photographer
Anyone familiar with Danny Glover's psychotic political views will be unsurprised to learn that he is not exactly a paragon of mental stability. The same demonic impulses that cause the zillionaire actor and oppressed person of color to denounce his own country, praise totalitarian dictators, and campaign to get cab drivers killed have now inspired him to punch photographer Gary He before fleeing in a limousine.
The incident took place outside Brooklyn Federal Court, where Glover was apparently meeting a couple of crooks named Lester and Lennox Parris, who are in trouble for the sort of pump-and-dump stock scheme favored by certain environmentalists. A courthouse employee confirms that He did nothing to provoke the assault.
Although He is not pressing charges, Glover's lawyer Martin Singer was quick to sink his fangs into the photographer's leg, growling that the poor guy was "creating an incident."
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 15, 2007 8:30 AM
Comments
EWWWWWWWWWW That picture is a "oh my eyes!" moment.
Posted by: Chris at March 15, 2007 9:29 AM
That picture is, frankly, one of the most disturbing I have ever seen on this site. In future, please consider running your photo choices by me before posting! ;-)
Posted by: Pam at March 15, 2007 9:52 AM
Don't forget "standing with his sista," Cynthia McKinney, after that racist white cop incident. :(
Posted by: dumbass at March 15, 2007 10:38 AM
OMG
Siamese twins joined at the mouth?
Posted by: Mrs. Nanny Moonbat Brady at March 15, 2007 11:51 AM
