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March 28, 2007
Cute Knut's Persecution Continues
Moonbat demands for the death of Cute Knut have been denied. But the cuddly polar bear cub's persecution continues; now he's been falsely accused in the death of a 22-year-old panda.
From Spiegel Online:
Berlin Zoo's delight over its superstar Knut has been tempered by the sudden death of lady Panda Yan Yan — long one of its major attractions. Her passing initially triggered speculation that the attention surrounding the baby polar bear was too much for her. But vets said she died of constipation.
In the sort of coincidence MSM reporters might characterize as "eerie," Yan Yan means "The Cute One."
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 28, 2007 7:40 AM
Comments
Let's be fair. Many of these moonbat activists probably have trouble distinguishing between jealousy and constipation. After all, most of them have probably been intellectually constipated so long they fail to recognize it as a problem.
Posted by: The Random Yak at March 28, 2007 8:50 AM
If that polar bear died of constipation, the damn thing must have been a Democrat.
Posted by: monsoon at March 28, 2007 9:21 AM
Wake up people! It was an inside job - Yan Yan knew too much, and was about to blow the whistle!
Where were George Bush and Dick Cheney when Yan Yan got whacked? You don't know, do you? Where was Yan Yan on 9/11? In the Berlin zoo? Don't be so naive - that was Yan Yan's double! Where was Anna Nicole Smith on 9/11? Can't account for her whereabouts either, can you? Connect the dots!
/moonbat
Boy, I'm really channeling moonbats today for some reason. Sorry.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 28, 2007 9:46 AM
Jay, that WAS good! Geez, the poor guys are being blamed for everything else, that they are responsible for Yan Yan's death comes as no surprise. Poor little Knut. Just too cute for words - and too cute for his own good.
Posted by: BT in SA at March 28, 2007 10:19 AM
It's all the fault of global warming. See, if the globe wasn't being warmed by our nasty CO2 emissions, Cute Knut would he hapilly gamboling around the arctic instead of being in the berin zoo, abnd consequently Yan Yan wouldn't have felt the need to protest against man's wanton destruction of nature by witholding her toxic methane emissions. Yan Yan is a martyr to the green cause!
Posted by: Archonix at March 28, 2007 1:27 PM
Darn you, Jay! I wanted to say something like that!
Posted by: KHarn at March 28, 2007 3:41 PM
That Knut's gonna grow into a hell of a nice rug someday.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 28, 2007 6:55 PM
