« Three Little Pigs Fall Prey to Multiculturalism | Main | Moonbat Rally and Counterrally »
March 18, 2007
Bush Promises Shamnesty in Mexico
Wonderful news: our southern border is now as good as secure! Per the Washington Times:
President Bush said yesterday he has proved his commitment to securing the U.S.-Mexico border and members of Congress now can turn to broad immigration overhaul.
Of course W was south of the border when he made this surprising claim — the better to avoid a volley of rotten tomatoes. He told his Mexican compadre Felipe Calderon that he is optimistic shamnesty can be granted to invaders from Mexico this year,
because the mood in the Congress seems like it has changed, from skepticism last year to knowledge that getting a comprehensive bill will be in the nation's interests.
The nation Bush was referring to was of course Mexico, not the USA. The mood of Congress changed, all right — when it was taken over by Democrats, who like Bush can be counted on to act in diametric opposition to our country's best interests when it comes to the government's fundamental duty to defend our territory from foreign invasion.
Bush's standup comedy act continued with this side-splitter:
Over the past year, I believe we have shown the American people that there is a strong commitment to the rule of law.
Too bad Jose Alonso Compean, Ignacio Ramos, and Guillermo Hernandez — all law enforcement officers who were railroaded and treated to draconian prison terms for trying to defend our country from invading illegal aliens — couldn't have been in the audience for that one. They would have busted a gut.
Bush also revealed his solution to the drug trafficking that is rampant across the border he refuses to defend: he is going to "encourage people to use less drugs."
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Although for the wrong reasons, moonbats might be correct on their uncharitable assessment of our 43rd president.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 18, 2007 11:54 AM
Comments
Yeah, about that drug thing. Shortly after El Gringo gave his speech in Mexico, police found $206 Million in cash while raiding a Mexican company running methamphetamine to the USA. So, now we now what happened with Ramos and Campean. The drug lords paid off their politicians in Mexico to pressure Bush's Justice Department to throw the book at the Border Patrol and give the drug runner immunity, which Bush and Gonzales, of course, were only too happy to do.
Posted by: V the K at March 18, 2007 12:07 PM
Meanwhile, Mark Krikorian reports that, given a chance, Americans Will Do Jobs Americans Won't Do.
Posted by: V the K at March 19, 2007 9:14 AM
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Although for the wrong reasons, moonbats might be correct on their uncharitable assessment of our 43rd president.
So, thinking that Bush is screwing us over doesn't necessarily mean you're a moonbat.
But, If you feel Bush is not acting in the interests of national security when it comes to enforcing the law on the border (which I agree with you on, BTW), why would you blindly assume he was acting with those interests above all others by invading Iraq? And if you didn't make that assumption, are you a moonbat?
Posted by: ChenZhen at March 19, 2007 9:06 PM
Hey, my comment was erased!
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 21, 2007 10:27 AM
NGWFJ,
Sorry about that. Did you try reposting it?
Posted by: Van Helsing at March 21, 2007 11:37 AM
