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March 5, 2007

Britney Spears Declares Herself to Be the Anti-Christ

Like Satan, the world of Hollywood and pop music destroys those it seduces by giving them everything they thought they wanted. One of the most tragic examples is Britney Spears, role model to a generation of girls. Given all the fame, fortune, and adulation any young woman could dream of has reduced her to flashing strangers and shaving her head.

The latest news: Britney has flipped out in rehab, attempting to hang herself with a bedsheet after scrawling 666 across her forehead and declaring herself to be the Anti-Christ.

Sometimes the entertainment world gets a little heavy-handed in its symbolism — even when spontaneously symbolizing itself.

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Some turn to moonbattery; others just go insane.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 5, 2007 9:49 PM

Comments

I know there has to be some child stars that turned out to be successful and well adjusted later in life...

I think...

ummmm...

????????

Posted by: Freedom Now at March 5, 2007 10:50 PM

She has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. This is the undisclosed medical condition she "has." There's really nothing wrong with her. She's just miserable, has been miserable for a very long time, and can't hold herself together anymore. She's having a complete breakdown. Take her out of her horrible environment in America, let her live out in a good country such as one in Western Europe, and let her start interacting with warmer people. You'd swear she's a different person in no time flat. America is horrible for everybody who works, regardless of how rich they are. Her job was particularly tough. Her conscience is what's nagging her the most. Hollywood is the promotion of lies, scam and fraud upon the miserable working class. She's been a liar her whole public life, and she can't live with herself anymore. Schizophrenia is not a medical condition. It is the normal result of unbearably intense human sexuo-emotional suffering, suffering so bad the sufferer's emotional drive overpowers all else about them and they behave in the only way they can bare to manage to continue on another day.

Posted by: Brian Croner at March 5, 2007 11:57 PM

The reason there's so much propaganda against Britney is because she had the character enough to turn against the Hollywood lies machine. Her image was contradicted as a result, and the Hollywood lying Propaganda machine severed her in order to attempt to save itself. That's why she's been under a smear campaign for so long. She's a rebel. She decided she didn't believe in promoting the continued misery of people by pretending to be what nobody really is.

Posted by: Brian Croner at March 6, 2007 12:06 AM

Seriously, folks.
She is on a path of self-destruction.
Pray for her.
She may be the next Anna Nicole.

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at March 6, 2007 2:16 AM

Brian Cretin:


Uhh....Spears was already leading a vapid life of unbridled hedonistic debauchery. Exactly the kind of soulless lifestyle extolled in effete Western Eurabia. That's what led to her pathetic meltdown. She's an emotional child with no restraint who's starting to realize a life of excess is devoid of meaning or purpose.


Which under-performing, enlightened Eurabian colony of islam do you suggest she move to? Undeservedly arrogant Spain? Hopelessly degenerate Great Britainistan? Snottilly haughty Germany? Have a prostitute and a side of hash with your dinner Holland? France? (Don't make me describe Fwance.)


She could interact with priggish under-achievers who let islamopithecines carve out kingdoms in their countries and gang rape their women with impunity. I suppose 19 sweaty koranimals with terminal B.O. could give her a feeling of warmth by savagely beating her and raping her. The Eurabian pathology of America-envy and smug stupidity would be a great boon to her spiritual development. Nihilistic mockery of morality is good for everybody.


All Eurotrash psycho-babble aside, Spears didn't even have a job. Unless you think training her infant to drive her car was legitimate employment.


Damn Hollywood for forcing her to go off the deep end! Those damn Joos who control Hollyweird made her behave like a dim witted slut with no sense of personal responsibility! Don't those Hollywood Hebes know that Spears was a former MTV darling, and not an actress!


Her behaviour has to be someone else's fault. Anyone but hers. Where is Jacues Chirac when we really need him?

Posted by: verist at March 6, 2007 2:42 AM

Hm, I guess in the midst of living in my comfortable suburban house, with the two terrific foster kids I adopted, worshiping and sharing in the glory of Christ at my church, freely expressing myself on my weblog and others, enjoying the consumer freedom to buy what I want, from where I want, I somehow failed to be as miserable as Brian Whiner believes all America to be.

Hollywood may be a miserable cess-pool of pampered, over-indulged idiots, but Hollywood sure as hell isn't America.

Posted by: V the K at March 6, 2007 5:25 AM

I know there has to be some child stars that turned out to be successful and well adjusted later in life...

Fred Savage seems to be doing OK.

Granted, for every Fred Savage, there about 3000 Macauley Culkin's.

But it's not America that does that, it's Hollywood.

Posted by: V the K at March 6, 2007 5:28 AM

Perhaps she's possessed.

Posted by: dad29 at March 6, 2007 6:11 AM

According to some this is all Paris Hiltons fault - anyone who spends any time with Paris ends up with a one way ticket to the loony bin - but she herself remains immune to her own virus, sort of like a Typhoid Mary.

As for child stars that arent whacked, there are plenty of them, but you never hear about them simply because the do something with their lives and that doesnt make news doing things like leaving the "business" and having stable families and starting businesses that produce products and services people actually need.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 6, 2007 6:20 AM

Kirk Cameron also turned out all right, but that is of course because he embraced devout Christianity ... quite anathema to Hollywood.

If Britney had followed Jesus instead of Paris, she wouldn't be a pathetic nutcase in a downward spiral.

Posted by: V the K at March 6, 2007 6:43 AM

Yes, Brian, blame it on America. How about blame it on her parents? Where were they when she began this wonderful journey? She didn't become a star when she was an adult, she was only 16 when she shot to stardom, still under her parents' care. Perhaps if they had done a better job, she might not be the mess she is today. Still, sometimes even the best parents turn out screwed-up kids. And regardless of that, Britney is now an adult, a mother herself (heaven help her children), and responsible for her own choices. It's time for her to grow up already.

Posted by: Pam at March 6, 2007 6:45 AM

Thank you Brian for proving how moonbat ideals are based on shallow interpretations of the world.

It doesn’t matter if Spears was raised in Sweden or Angola, if she had access to so much wealth and power at such a young she still would have been subject to the same pressures that could have led her to her illness.

…Or… if her illness was inherited, it would have manifested itself no matter where she lived…


Posted by: Freedom Now at March 6, 2007 8:09 AM

As soon as someone someone starts saying "it's all America's fault" I tune them out.

Hehe, it's akin to any other conspiracy theorist just wanting to get attention. Like saying space aliens are causing a recession, you just politely nod your head and smile and say "uh-huh"...

As far as Britney Spears, I simply don't care. I've got my own life, my own problems, I've got no time to constantly read about hers. For every famous celebrity having a meltdown, there's a thousand non-famous people having a meltdown someplace who end up in rehab or something.

But she's still hot, except for the bald head thing.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at March 6, 2007 8:22 AM

Thank you Brian for proving how moonbat ideals are based on shallow interpretations of the world.

Actually, what he really proves is what a miserable bunch of bastards the America-hating left is.

Posted by: V the K at March 6, 2007 8:36 AM

If Seinfeld was still on the air, George Costanza would want bald Britney to dip her bald head in oil and rub it all over his body!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 6, 2007 9:26 AM

"She could interact with priggish under-achievers who let islamopithecines carve out kingdoms in their countries and gang rape their women with impunity. I suppose 19 sweaty koranimals with terminal B.O. could give her a feeling of warmth by savagely beating her and raping her."

Oh, Verist, you know the Europeans so well...

"All Eurotrash psycho-babble aside"

Yes, be gone Eurotrash babble! Thank God for your pearls of pure American wisdom above!

Posted by: snort at March 6, 2007 12:17 PM

On a completely unrelated note... Its too bad that President Bush destroyed Britney Spears sanity, though. I suppose its better than creating hurricanes...

(How many aliases do these troll(s) have? You rarely, if ever, see the same twice in more than one thread.)

Posted by: Freedom Now at March 6, 2007 1:22 PM

Yes, yes, let her depart from these accursed shores and flee like a bird to some wonderful Eurabian paradise. At least then, she'd have a covering to keep her head warm.
I agreed at first with the statement that Hollywood, not America, "does that", or produces cases like Britney. I guess it sounds a little hollow to me to blame just Hollywood. Where does the money for the excessive lifestyles come from? There is a huge market for the music, movies, TV, fashion, etc. that come from there. Would the billions in ad revenue flow in if some 'product' wasn't purchased along the way? Hollywood is full of people and ideals that compete for our worship. It shouldn't come as a big surprise when a human idol proves a poor substitute for God.

Posted by: UglyWart-FacedTroll at March 6, 2007 1:36 PM

VH, if you check your sitemeter the ratlines will start coming together.

Posted by: Freedom Now at March 6, 2007 1:49 PM

>>>Britney Spears Declares Herself to Be the Anti-Christ

That's funny, I thought MADONNA was the anti-christ.

Posted by: KHarn at March 6, 2007 4:11 PM

Oh wait, I forgot that PRESIDENT BUSH is. Silly me.

Posted by: KHarn at March 6, 2007 4:12 PM

Why do people always feel that if they analyze a situation to death, they will have some astounding revelation that explains everything?

Why can't we just say that another human being is making some really bad choices? We may never know why or what is going on inside her head. No two people look exactly alike, so I doubt any two people think exactly alike.

Posted by: No need at March 8, 2007 7:36 AM

Well our moonbat friends would prefer that everyone thinks alike.

LOL

Posted by: Freedom Now at March 8, 2007 9:48 AM

"Actually, what he really proves is what a miserable bunch of bastards the America-hating left is."


V the K- I am miserable, I hate America, and I am as far left as Ghandi was. That's why I want out of here. What I said doesn't prove it, though. You just sensed it between the written lines. But if you or anybody knew the full story of my life, you wouldn't blame me one bit for looking for a new place to live. We're all born naked.

Posted by: Brian Croner at March 16, 2007 7:48 PM