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February 28, 2007
Former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer: Fight Global Warming With UFO Technology
Former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer is serious about combating global warming. He demands that governments around the world apply secret alien technologies obtained from UFO crashes to put an end to it.
It only stands to reason that alien spacecraft, having traveled great distances to reach Earth, must have advanced energy technologies that do not require the burning of fossil fuels. Says Hellyer:
We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough.
How better to resolve an imaginary problem than with imaginary technology?
On tips from Eoin and Daniel.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 28, 2007 1:14 PM
Comments
Reminds me of another extreme moonbat theory.
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1324.0
Here is the part about global warming in there.
Q: "How does global warming affect the ice wall?"
A1: Global warming is melting the ice wall, but the government isn't doing anything because cutting carbon emissions would damage the economy, and they only care about making money.
Posted by: Eric at February 28, 2007 4:24 PM
Dont worry the fine folks at AREA 51 have finally figured out how to operate the time displacement equipment the found in a crashed UFO so they can go back into the past unleash a plague, stop the industrial revolution and save the Earth. Once that happens we will all be living in teepees with Al Gore as President singing Kumbaya. Wont that just be wonderful?
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at February 28, 2007 5:50 PM
The truth is out there.
Pull your tinfoil hats down tight.
Posted by: verist at March 1, 2007 10:07 PM
There is nothing out there. These things are just in your head people!
Posted by: bob at March 3, 2007 4:20 AM
