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January 21, 2007
Zillionaire Moonbat Runs Naked Through Wheat Fields
Thank you Drew Barrymore, for once again reminding us why it's best not to let Hollyweird's royalty influence our point of view. In an interview with Parade Magazine, she has this to report:
I'll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into the field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked. That's for no one to see. That's to have that freedom of feeling, like, at one with nature.
Miss Barrymore has been at one with nature before. Here's what she says happened when she went on an ecotourist propaganda junket to Chile with fellow flake Cameron Diaz:
I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.
In related news, a naked woman recently emerged from the Cambodian jungle, "burbling, grunting and walking bent over." She keeps tearing her clothes off and trying to escape back into the wilds. It appears she is not Drew Barrymore, but a woman named Rochon P'ngieng, who has been missing for 20 years.
Next time the media asks you to be outraged over executives' pay, keep in mind that Drew rakes in $15 million per movie.
On tips from Bill V. and Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 21, 2007 12:12 PM
Comments
Well, Drew was in rehab before she was in puberty. The link between drug abuse, fried brain cells, and moonbattery grows empirically stronger.
Posted by: V the K at January 21, 2007 12:46 PM
"I'll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into the field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked."
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but not only is that trespassing, but she could also cause damage to the crops by stopming through and over them.
Posted by: KHarn at January 21, 2007 2:54 PM
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21095538-1702,00.html
> Australian moonbats ban Austalian flag as "racially divisive".
A lot of types over here would like to do the same thing.
Posted by: V the K at January 21, 2007 3:02 PM
Remind me not to eat any wheat products from Ireland. Blech!
Posted by: Pam at January 21, 2007 4:25 PM
And Drew asks "how long am I supposed to keep this tin foil hat on?"
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock
Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2007 6:00 PM
lunarcy knows no bounds...
Posted by: nanc at January 21, 2007 7:15 PM
But, what if the Moonbat wears three stars and dumps on his best brigade commander?
Mike Steele, American Hero in Somalia (Black Hawk Down), Reprimanded in Iraq, Career Finished
Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2007 9:18 PM
I guess left-wing chickensh*ts have to post anonymously to avoid being rounded up and sent to death camps by the BushHitler Police State.
Drug abuse leads to paranoia. True fact.
Posted by: V the K at January 22, 2007 9:37 AM
But, what if the Moonbat wears three stars and dumps on his best brigade commander?
Mike Steele, American Hero in Somalia (Black Hawk Down), Reprimanded in Iraq, Career Finished
Posted by: allen at January 22, 2007 11:46 AM
Am I the only guy who never thought she was attractive? I remember some years ago, when I was in college, Barrymore posed for Playboy. We all had subscriptions back then. I remember guys getting physically ill at the sight of her.
PS: Never forget, this woman was once married to Tom Green. I'd have more respect for a woman who married Michael Jackson.
Posted by: phil at January 22, 2007 12:01 PM
Now Cameron Diaz running around naked in a wheat field...that would be worth a trip to Ireland to see.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 22, 2007 2:24 PM
Yes, you CAN buy sanity. I bought some from Cameron. Then we smoked it. I love all you little people.
Posted by: Drew B. at January 22, 2007 9:15 PM
