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January 18, 2007
Muslims Collect Another Apology
The tactic of constantly forcing us to apologize to them when we have done nothing wrong continues to pay off for Muslims, who have now extracted an apology from Northwest Airlines because it wouldn't hold a flight from Germany to Michigan for 40 Religion-of-Peaceniks who showed up late and had problems with their tickets. They will be reimbursed for the costs of hotels and alternate flights.
But wait, according to the as always aggrieved Muslims, they showed up 90 minutes before the flight, not 20 minutes as per Northwest Airlines. Naturally AP spins the Muslims' story as more reliable. After all, why would members of a death cult sworn to our destruction lie to us?
When we find ourselves apologizing to Muslims for even existing, we will be in the same boat as Europe.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 18, 2007 9:21 AM
Comments
okay, now for my apology:
I'M SORRY THERE ARE MUSLIMS!
that said, i may now go about my day.
Posted by: nanc at January 18, 2007 9:36 AM
Next time I fly, I think I'll wear a burqa and be late. That way I can claim discrimination and get a big payout.
Posted by: Pam at January 18, 2007 9:41 AM
Poor, poor muslim babies. To be 'discriminated' against just because they want to wipe everyone off the face of the earth who doesn't bend to their will...
Poor, poor muslim babies.
Now if I were king, after 911 all those b*stards would have to ride the train or walk.
Posted by: jimbo at January 18, 2007 10:07 AM
Pam,
This burkha thing has legs. I'm thinking of a line of "travel" burkhas made from micro-fiber so they don't wrinkle.
They can be reverseable so if you're going to the Haj, you can be formal or if you need to scale back like you're going to driver's ed lessons in Saudi, you can be executed and thanks to micro-fiber the blood will wash right out - no fuss, no muss, Praise Allah!
I can put special passport pockets in them - two maybe, in case you have trouble keeping the fake ones apart from the real ones. And we'll make them in "plus" sizes so guys like Sheik Khalid Mohammed will pick our brand when trying to escape while disguised as a woman.
This will be a gold mine! Praise be to Pam!
Posted by: tfhr at January 18, 2007 12:15 PM
Dammit! Someone else has stolen my idea and they are using my exact words and name. Infidel!
Posted by: tfhr at January 18, 2007 12:18 PM
Tfhr, not just pockets for multiple passports, but clever inner pockets for storing bomb-making materials. After all, who would think to search a Muslim woman? It's the religion of peace, you know. LOL
Posted by: Pam at January 18, 2007 1:20 PM
