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January 26, 2007

Moonbats: Global Warming Causes Terrorism

Okay, so driving SUVs won't really cause polar bears to fall through the ice or Florida to vanish beneath the rising sea. But that's no reason not in indulge in hysterical panic. Now the experts have decided that global warming causes terrorism.

A Londonistan circle jerk entitled Climate Change: The Global Security Impact featured various prophets of doom including scientist-bureaucrat John Mitchell, who quoted a denunciation of America by the noted climatologist Osama bin Laden:

You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.

Paul Rogers, a professor of "peace studies" at Bradford University, indulged in Mad Max fantasies, raving that fortress walls to keep out climate change refuges would be doomed to fail. He gave as an example the citizens of Bangladesh, a country "acutely vulnerable to rising sea levels, cyclones and droughts" according to Reuters.

Maybe Bangladesh can build an economy around tourists curious to see the first underwater desert.

By the way, global warming also causes suicide. But it has not yet been linked to Isaiah Washington's use of the forbidden "F-word."

On tips from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 26, 2007 8:12 AM