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January 3, 2007
Iran: Hitler Was Jewish
An adviser to Islamic madman Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has made a remarkable discovery: Hitler was Jewish.
Mohammad Ali Ramin revealed this information on a Persian-language website, but MEMRI stepped up once again to translate. According to Ramin's admirably creative theories, Hitler's grandmother was a Jewish prostitute, and his policies were directed toward the establishment of a Jewish state.
Another of Ramin's surprises is that Britain and the Soviet Union worked together with Hitler to pursue this goal. It also turns out that all of Hitler's associates were Jewish.
Ramin is the secretary-general of the World Foundation for Holocaust Studies, which was established at Iran's Holocaust Denial Conference last month.
These lunatics will soon have nuclear weapons. Better them than the United Nations, I suppose.

On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 3, 2007 10:22 PM
Comments
You know, it's one thing for these guys to put out propaganda to encite their Muslim brethren to further hatred of the Jews, but, they love Hitler. Mien Kampf is a big seller in the Arab world. What is the point of this?
It makes no sense.
Posted by: Steve at January 4, 2007 12:36 AM
Some say there is a remote possibility Hitlers grandfather was a Jew, but Hitler himself was in no real way a Jew and definitely not any of his henchmen.
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at January 4, 2007 6:02 AM
Well, Hitler almost certainly did have at least a little Jewish blood in him, but the rest of Ramin's theories are a complete crock.
Posted by: Adam at January 4, 2007 7:15 AM
Hitler's father was born out wedlock, and never knew who his real father was. The idea that Hitler was part Jewish is impossible to prove, but its also impossible to disprove.
Hitler could never have been a member of his own bodyguard, the SS. SS men had to prove that all four of their grandparents were non-Jewish. Hitler couldn't do that.
I'm a little confused. If Hitler were part Jewish, wouldn't that make him LESS popular in Iran? This is a conspiracy theorist shooting himself in the foot.
Posted by: phil at January 4, 2007 10:40 AM
This is the way revisionist history works. Libs have been doing it for years.
Step 1: Imagine how you wish things were.
Step 2: Say that's how things actually are.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until people believe it.
With libs controlling academia, the entertainment industry, mainstream media, much of the judicial system, congress, and perhaps the presidency in a few years, they have the ability to actually rewrite history. I have no doubt these Iranian goons have a lot of support here in the U.S.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 4, 2007 12:35 PM
"According to Ramin's admirably creative theories, Hitler's grandmother was a Jewish prostitute, and his policies were directed toward the establishment of a Jewish state."
Stand back, my head is about to explode...
Posted by: KHarn at January 4, 2007 3:39 PM
From my understanding of Jewish law, Jewishness is from the mother's side.
So, if his mother was a Jew, so is he. If his maternal grandmother was a Jew, then his mother was a Jew, then he was Jew. If his paternal grandmother was a Jew, then his father would be a Jew, but he wouldn't be. If his grandfather was a Jew, then it's irrelevant.
None of that meant anything to the Nazis, however. If you had a Jewish relative, you were a Jew, and you were killed.
Posted by: Steve at January 4, 2007 5:53 PM
This is f888ing hilarious:
"Posted by: phil at January 4, 2007 10:40 AM
With libs controlling academia, the entertainment industry, mainstream media, much of the judicial system, congress, and perhaps the presidency in a few years, they have the ability to actually rewrite history. I have no doubt these Iranian goons have a lot of support here in the U.S."
What's hilarious is that it wasn't too long ago, the same idiot that wrote the above [some dolt named phil] would've been writing that, instead of liberals, the Jews controlled Hollywood, academia, the judicial system, and so forth. Think about it. You creeps never change.
Posted by: bloodstomper at January 4, 2007 6:59 PM
If Hitler was jewish, then Ramin is Irish (since he's a redhead)...right?
Am guessing Ramin might be of the old Assyrian line since
redheads aren't rare in that group, i.e. he's not an arab. Besides which, I read of the Hilter-jewish line link decades ago. It's not a new theory...just making rounds again.
Supposedly we're all related to one another somewhere down the line so does it matter now? This Ramin kook is barking up the wrong tree and frankly, we're bored *yawn*
Posted by: jael at January 4, 2007 10:10 PM
Bloodstomper,
I didn't write that one.
Phil
Posted by: phil at January 5, 2007 12:46 AM
Bloodstomper,
Time will tell.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 5, 2007 1:23 PM
I think that Adolf sHitler being half Jewish is just negative propaganda in order to blame the Jews of what the Nazis did. How can someone be Jewish by their father's mother? Isn't it by mother's lineage only or conversion? Oh I get it, being Jewish is a race, right? Well, it is a race and something to be proud of...
Posted by: Yirma Cook at January 5, 2007 9:03 PM

