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January 26, 2007

Illegal Alien Suing For Free Corvette

Maribel Nava Alvarez won a Corvette on the Fourth of July, 2005, in a raffle sponsored by a Spanish-language radio station in Chicago. But she hasn't been given her car, because she is "undocumented" — Moonbattese for "a criminal in this country illegally."

The radio station says it can't give her the car because regulations require them to get a valid Social Security or tax ID number. Proving that even illegal aliens can assimilate in some respects, Alvarez has responded with a lawsuit. She wants the car, and also that the radio station's lawyer be punished for threatening to tell immigration officials about her.

While another lawyer carries on in her behalf, Alvarez has left the Chicago area out of an irrational fear of deportation, naively imagining that US Immigration and Customs Enforcement actually serves some purpose, and that the odds of her getting sent back to her own country are any shorter than those of winning the car.

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What are the odds Alvarez has a valid driver license?

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 26, 2007 9:31 AM

Comments

Posted by: V the K at January 26, 2007 10:03 AM

I say, tough tamales!

Posted by: Pam at January 26, 2007 10:18 AM

She should go straight to the source of her problem and sue the legislators who's laws make her an illegal.

Posted by: MB at January 26, 2007 10:27 AM

Well, given that nobody seems to care about this country anymore, and have decided that we should give it away, what would we expect?

Posted by: Chris at January 26, 2007 2:31 PM

Good point, Chris.

What really annoys me is that the same people who complain about the Iraq war and how Bush had no right to invade a sovereign nation are the same ones who want us to treat illegal aliens as if they are U.S. citizens.

What was that about a sovereign nation?

Posted by: Steve at January 26, 2007 3:34 PM

That really made the old breakfast back up! Suing? I got your suing right here!

Posted by: Dennis at January 27, 2007 8:22 AM

Personally I care about this country! These poor indigent people (breeding machines) need to have NAFTA revoked. Then they can return to "Their Country" and raise their wonderful little burritos.

Posted by: feendUp in 95404 at January 27, 2007 4:30 PM