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January 26, 2007
Illegal Alien Suing For Free Corvette
Posted by Dave Blount at January 26, 2007 9:31 AM
Maribel Nava Alvarez won a Corvette on the Fourth of July, 2005, in a raffle sponsored by a Spanish-language radio station in Chicago. But she hasn't been given her car, because she is "undocumented" — Moonbattese for "a criminal in this country illegally."
The radio station says it can't give her the car because regulations require them to get a valid Social Security or tax ID number. Proving that even illegal aliens can assimilate in some respects, Alvarez has responded with a lawsuit. She wants the car, and also that the radio station's lawyer be punished for threatening to tell immigration officials about her.
While another lawyer carries on in her behalf, Alvarez has left the Chicago area out of an irrational fear of deportation, naively imagining that US Immigration and Customs Enforcement actually serves some purpose, and that the odds of her getting sent back to her own country are any shorter than those of winning the car.
On a tip from V the K.
