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January 8, 2007

Free NYC Condoms

Mayor Mike Bloomberg will soon unveil New York City's latest offering to the world: its own condom brand. The "free" (paid for by taxpayers) condoms will come in packets in various colors representing the city's subway lines. They will be passed out by the millions in an attempt to prevent rampant degeneracy from continuing to result in the rapid spread of AIDS.

NYC is the country's AIDS capital. In 2005, 1,400 city residents died of it. Socialized condom distribution won't improve the situation — unless people have been foregoing condoms because they can't afford them, which hardly seems likely. But it's bound to be a political winner for Mayor Mike, since most love the illusion of getting something for nothing. Maybe next year the city will pass out free K-Y Jelly.

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Easier than virtue — but also less effective.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 8, 2007 8:30 PM

Comments

too bad they'll probably turn them inside out for a second go round...

G-d forgive me.

Posted by: nanc at January 8, 2007 9:12 PM

I especially like the fact that you point out in the article that social degeneracy is the major cause of the problem. More people should have the nerve to say that our society is in a downward spiral. The evidence is all around us-on TV, movies, music, MTV, etc. etc. Casual sex, drug/alcohol/tobacco use, abortion on demand, homosexuality, etc. has been mainstreamed and glamourized to the point that the young have been completely desensitized to it. The decline of our Christian heritage is the biggest reason, the same reason Western Civilization is dying.

Posted by: Chris at January 8, 2007 10:44 PM

The ultimate expression of liberal moonbattery is government-funded vi@gr@ for AIDS patients... because being able to infect others is good for their self-esteem.

Posted by: V the K at January 9, 2007 3:51 AM

Meanwhile in Venezuela, the Marxist confiscation and looting of private property under Jimmy Carter's fifth favorite living dictator continues.

CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez announced plans Monday to nationalize the country's electrical and telecommunications companies, calling them "strategic sectors" that should be in the hands of the nation.

By "the nation," he means his Marxist cronies.

Funny how most civilized countries do just fine with the "strategic sectors" like telecom in private ownership.

Posted by: V the K at January 9, 2007 6:13 AM

This is a terrible law, for the Pope has told me that all condom use is immoral! One shall only have sex with one's wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. And I'm not allowed to enjoy it.

Such constitutes the moral foundation of the loons on this board I'm supposed to take seriously.

Posted by: Wake up fools at January 9, 2007 8:40 AM

The evidence is all around us-on TV, movies, music, MTV, etc. etc. Casual sex, drug/alcohol/tobacco use, abortion on demand, homosexuality...

Spoken like a true Imam, Chris. Thank goodness power has been wrestled away from those who think like you do--people who haven't the slightest problem with imposing their morality by force of government on the rest of us.

Posted by: Wake up fools at January 9, 2007 8:44 AM

The reason Islam is such a threat again after hundreds of years is that it is filling the vacuum created by our moral collapse.

Posted by: Van Helsing at January 9, 2007 9:06 AM

Van Helsing wrote (and it's worth repeating):

"...it (Islam) is filling the vacuum created by our moral collapse"

and I'll add...Islam's idea of sex is bending over, grabbing one's ankles and getting it in the ass without K-Y. Sorta like how moonbats get theirs in this country, except they're too depraved to realize the difference between sex and getting screwed.

Posted by: jael at January 9, 2007 9:36 AM

You know, I do feel Wake Up Fools is a great name... I feel that every time I hear a liberal. But, anyway, I cannot respond to Wake Up Fools because I cannot argue respectfully with them. Good day, Wake Up Fools.

Posted by: Chris at January 9, 2007 1:57 PM

Chris, there's no point in arguing with drug-addled leftists anyway. They are incapable of rational thought.

Posted by: V the K at January 10, 2007 6:07 AM