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January 29, 2007
Church-Run Hospice Procures Prostitute For Patient
Rather than provide moral guidance, the church-run Douglas House hospice in Oxford found it more nonjudgmental to procure a prostitute for a patient suffering from muscular dystrophy who wasn't able to find a date on his own.
The hospice staff consulted with a lawyer, clergy, and healthcare professionals before hooking up 22-year-old Nick Wallis with a call girl.
Unsurprisingly, Wallis reports that "It was not emotionally fulfilling."
On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 29, 2007 5:56 PM
Comments
Great, just great.
Posted by: Steve at January 29, 2007 6:58 PM
as ben rumson said to the parson in "paint your wagon":
welcome to hell, parson!
Posted by: nanc at January 29, 2007 8:50 PM
Guess if you're cooped up in a wheelchair 24/7, sex is about all there is to occupy the mind. Instead, he discovered that sex without passion is pretty mundane and dull. Now his memory of it is spoiled and he'll have to look elsewhere to get his jollies. Bummer.
Posted by: jael at January 29, 2007 10:36 PM
Yes Jael, but as "mudane and dull" experiences go, its one of the best! Its a hell of a lot better than watching Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: phil at January 30, 2007 3:19 AM
I know, I know, "mundane." Sorry.
Posted by: phil at January 30, 2007 3:25 AM
At least they didn't hook him up with a 14 year old pre-operative German trannie.
Posted by: V the K at January 30, 2007 9:50 AM
Wow, this story is just sad. Poor guy. And now everyone knows about it.
But then again, when I was 22 and scored with a girl, I wanted everyone to know about it, too!
"Paint Your Wagon", one of my favorites.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 30, 2007 3:02 PM
Poor Chap. I don't think that story should have got out, let alone been made such an issue of. Some poor lonely People use call girls. So what - Its the oldest Profession in the book and always will be. Why try and change something that will not ever change; unless the human species gets eliminated/ eliminates itself. Really. World, Grow Up!!!! There are far more important issues.
Posted by: Patrick Boyle at February 6, 2007 11:14 AM
