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January 4, 2007
Botched Joke Kerry's Carpet Tile Christmas Card
This past Yuletide, John "Botched Joke" Kerry and wife Tuhrayzuh Heinz sent out 75,000 Christmas cards featuring pictures of trees and gushy prose regarding their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."
To show that they're serious about this tree-hugging stuff, the card then instructs the recipient to put it back in the mail and send it to a recycling company, so that "it can be made into new carpet tile." After all, we all want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."
Speaking of waste, OpinionJournal notes that domestic postage to mail the cards off to be made into carpet tile would cost over $29,000.
Maybe the card was another botched joke.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 4, 2007 5:16 PM
Comments
laugh's on them?
Posted by: nanc at January 4, 2007 7:46 PM
Do you think they included little ketchup packets with the cards?
Posted by: Steve at January 4, 2007 10:02 PM
Does the concern for the environment include recycling Kerry's used Botox needles?
Posted by: Pam at January 5, 2007 8:48 AM
Confirms my sense that in a crunch, the American electorate wind up choosing the right person for President (except Jimmy Carter).
Posted by: ex-expat at January 5, 2007 9:42 AM
