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January 8, 2007
Angelina Jolie as the Virgin Mary
North Carolina artist Kate Kretz has discovered the secret of success: paint something that panders to our obsession with nitwit celebrities, while simultaneously smirking at Christianity and American culture. The previously unknown artist is garnering attention for having painted "Blessed Art Thou," which depicts Angelina Jolie as the Virgin Mary, hovering over a Wal-Mart checkout line with her collection of children.
At least Kretz left off the elephant dung.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 8, 2007 12:46 PM
Comments
yeah, because she's so...cough...cough...virtuous...cough..
Posted by: nanc at January 8, 2007 1:08 PM
Now that's down right frightening!
Posted by: Kate at January 8, 2007 1:15 PM
Where are the tattoos? Don't you just hate it when they do that? No Brad putto?
Posted by: allen at January 8, 2007 2:08 PM
Could be worse. She could be crapping on them from a great height.
Posted by: Archonix at January 8, 2007 3:07 PM
Is that winged boy on the left anatomically correct?
Is this woman a pervert lusting after children? Better keep an eye on this nut.
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at January 8, 2007 5:28 PM
To paraphrase an old joke from Joan Rivers:
The only thing Angelina Jolie will ever do like the Virgin is give birth in a stable.
Posted by: phil at January 9, 2007 9:00 AM
