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December 24, 2006
The Breck Girl Is Back
Posted by Dave Blount at December 24, 2006 12:22 PM
Displaying the same political astuteness that inspired him to hook his carriage to the floundering John "Botched Joke" Kerry's horse in 2004, John Edwards, aka "The Breck Girl," has chosen the media graveyard of late December to announce his candidacy for 2008.
After making a fortune looting doctors as a trial lawyer, Edwards was able to buy his way into the Senate, where he no longer serves. Fortunately that is the highest he is likely to go. But he'll long be remembered for countless cesarean sections that are still being performed for no other reason than to avoid lawsuits by ambulance-chasing brigands. And of course, we all admire his hair.
Compliments of Wiggins.
