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December 12, 2006
PC Prudes Outraged Over Heart Attack Grill
The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona doesn't go out of its way to please the politically correct. From its website:
Ours is a world in which insane political correctness stands as a barrier between the average man and his pursuit of happiness, the Heart Attack Grill offers a well-deserved respite of comfort and simplicity. Pondering "Single, Double, or Triple" and "go with a Bud or go with a Heineken" are the toughest mental gymnastics that anyone should have to perform.
Just relax and eat. KEEP IT SIMPLE! Oh yeah, and how about being able to get your burger from a pretty girl with a smile on her face WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH?! The simple pleasures of a bygone era are still alive and well at the Heart Attack Grill.
Artery-clogging menu items like Flatliner Fries (fried in pure lard) are served up by waitresses in sexy nurse outfits who will take you out to your car in a wheelchair at no extra charge if you manage to finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger.
Naturally moonbats are outraged. Squawks Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy:
Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession. We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions.
Owner Jon Basso has stood up to her demands that he get rid of the nurse outfits:
If anything, I think it glorifies nurses to be thought of as a physically attractive and desirable individual. There's a Faye Dunaway, Florence Nightingale hipness to it. Nobody wants to think of themselves as some old battle ax who changes bedpans for a living.
Speaking of battle axes, Basso owes Summers a big one for the free publicity. Maybe he ought to have one of his nurses bring her over a free Quadruple Bypass Burger.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 12, 2006 7:44 AM
Comments
Nurses aren't the most sexually fantasized-about profession. I think teachers and French maids are way ahead of them. Especially after seeing Nurse Sandy.
Posted by: chucky at December 12, 2006 8:42 AM
I thought it was UPS men.
Posted by: V the K at December 12, 2006 9:01 AM
At one point there was a steak restaurant in Seattle near the Pacific Science Center called 'The Hardened Artery'. Not sure if its still there or not.
Posted by: MB at December 12, 2006 9:23 AM
Nurse "ratchet" Summers pouts:
"Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession"
Huh? I work in the medical field (not nursing) and judging from what I've seen roaming the halls these past many years, I can attest and swear on both the bible and koran that no one I know has EVER fantasized over those bodies in white. Most of the nurses I've seen are in worse physical condition than their patients. Yikes!
Posted by: jael at December 12, 2006 10:13 AM
liberalism is a mental disorder
liberalism is a mental disorder
worth repeating...
Posted by: furballz at December 12, 2006 10:51 AM
I'm think the catholic school girl outfit is still in the top 1... :)
Posted by: gman at December 12, 2006 10:52 AM
She can demand all she wants, but as a private enterprise, the Heart Attack Grille can do whatever it wants. Kudos to Basso for sticking to its guns. If you don't like it, don't eat there.
What profession would she prefer be fantasized about? Accountants?
Posted by: Pam at December 12, 2006 11:57 AM
I think Sandy confused Candy Stripers with Nurses. Like a girl in a French Maid or School Girl (Catholic or the Japanese 'Sailor') outfits, its the clothing that is the odd enticement. This is especially so because Candy Stripers tend to be pretty young girls, on average.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at December 12, 2006 12:12 PM
mmmmm, accountans
Posted by: Uturn at December 12, 2006 12:22 PM
Just goes to prove that there are some people who are humor-deprived. Too bad there's no medical procedure to fix that malady.
Posted by: Carl at December 12, 2006 1:40 PM
Okay, Miss Sandy "Stripers" Summers, we'll all move along before you ratchet up the whine. Not much to see here, anyway. Is there no group out there that doesn't feel the victim of something? It never ends.
Posted by: monsoon at December 12, 2006 2:39 PM
How ironic! Usually it's the conservatives who demand that ugly sexual imagery be removed from the public eye by force of government.
Posted by: Wake up fools at December 12, 2006 3:59 PM
Yeah, it's definitely French Maids. But if the Japanese can have Meido Cafe's, it's about time that America competed. I work right next to this place, I guess I should stop by! Thanks for the advertisement Nurse Sandy!
Posted by: Alexander at December 12, 2006 5:16 PM
Hey Sandy, you used to be a man, right? You can tell me.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at December 12, 2006 5:35 PM
As a prostitute, all I can say is that people dress up like me all the time on Halloween and you don't see me complaining or calling the Hookers Union.
Posted by: Wendy at December 12, 2006 6:26 PM
Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession.
well maybe next to strippers
Posted by: Bandit at December 13, 2006 9:44 AM
