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December 26, 2006
NYC Food Nazis Imposing Tasteless Fries Nationwide
Posted by Dave Blount at December 26, 2006 9:49 AM
Due to impending bans on trans fats in moonbat-infested New York City and possibly Chicago, McDonald's has been anonymously testing more politically correct — but inevitably less tasty — fries at almost 1,200 locations.
It's not that customers have been complaining about the fries; it's that nanny-staters are once again on a jihad. As always, consumer choice falls victim. Says Bob Goldin, an executive with a restaurant consulting firm:
I don't know that their customers are crying out for trans fat-free fries. But with the ban in New York, and possibly Chicago, they're going to be forced to respond. They're behind the eight ball on this one.
We're all behind the eight ball. After all, if people really wanted trans-fat–free fries, the free market would be happy to provide them, with no bureaucratic coercion required.
But I'm forgetting: P.C. bureauweenies know what's best for us.
On a tip from Wiggins.
