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December 19, 2006
Moonbats Turn Christmas Cards Into an Obscene Gesture
Even moonbats participate in the tradition of sending Christmas cards, according to retired Lt. Colonel Gordon Cucullu:
At holiday time it is customary for soldiers deployed to remote locations around the world to receive cards from a grateful American public addressed simply to "Any Soldier." Typically such cards are distributed throughout the units and top sergeants make certain that soldiers who may be light in the mail department or who may have a bit of holiday depression receive cards. This tradition has been in place at least since the days of World War II. [...]
But such is not the case at the US base in Guantanamo, Cuba where thousands of soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, and coast guardsmen toil to defend America. [...]
Instead of bullets and IEDs, troopers here duck noxious "cocktails" of the fab five: feces, urine, spit, semen, and vomit — tossed into their faces. They don't receive Purple Hearts when an enemy detainee requests a comfort item then grabs the hand of the kind guard passing it to him and breaks the trooper's arm or wrist.
Do you want to guess who receives the Christmas and Holiday greetings here in Guantanamo? The terrorist detainees who are confined here to keep them from killing you and your families! Last year alone Guantanamo detainees received more than 14,000 cards, the vast majority from muddle-headed well-wishers and sympathizers. This year local authorities estimate the number may exceed 16,000! Some are addressed to the detainees by name or by their detainee number, available on the Pentagon website. Most are simply addressed to "Any Detainee at Guantanamo."
Like the other 40,000 or so pieces of detainee mail that transit the post office on the base the cards are distributed into the cells. The cards are passed out to the detainees by troopers who may themselves not have received any sort of greeting from home in a long time.
Too bad progressives can't send their festive greetings directly to Osama bin Laden — though the terrorist vermin vacationing at Club Gitmo certainly aren't far removed.
By the way, Gitmo Christmas cards can also be sent to "Any Trooper," at JTF GTMO, APO AE 09360.
Amenities even include Christmas cards from well-wishing moonbats.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 19, 2006 7:47 AM
Comments
I guess they don't see the irony of sending CHRISTmas cards to muslims...
Perhaps it's actually a subtle form of torture. Quick! Call Amnesty International!
Posted by: Archonix at December 19, 2006 3:14 PM
