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December 27, 2006
Like a Bad Penny, Joe Biden Is Back
Soon we will be up to a full seven dwarves, as Joseph Biden has announced he will once again run for President, joining a motley crew of announced or apparent Democrat candidates consisting of Shrillary Clinton, Barack Hussein Obama, The Breck Girl, Tom Milksac, and of course the leftist elf from outer space, Dennis Kucinich.
Biden wanted to run in 1988, but had to withdraw early when people made a stink about his plagiarizing stump speeches and academic work. Since then he has remained on the radar mainly due to the foot-in-mouth disease that has caused him to ridicule Indians for working at convenience stores and donut shops, and to boast repeatedly that his home state Delaware was a slave state. Too bad Biden is a Democrat; if he were a Republican, just saying the word "macaca" would be enough to put his career out of its misery.
Biden might be hoping that his role as new chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee will allow him enough evening news face time to gather support by bashing Bush and screeching for surrender in our war against Muslim terrorists. Here's his stirring response to the idea of sending enough troops to Iraq to quell the violence:
We've already broken Iraq. We're about to break the United States military.
Unsurprisingly, Biden favors the recommendations of the Iraq Surrender Group — i.e., that we leave Iraq to our sworn enemies in Iran and Syria and hope the terrorist don't come and find us hiding under our beds. His foreign policy views are so profoundly wrong that they have been endorsed by the treasonous Jimmy "The Dhimmi" Carter, who vehemently sides with Palestinian terrorists against Israel, and who regards the knucklehead Biden as "probably the foremost expert now on foreign policy."
Maybe President Biden could find a roll for Carter in his cabinet — Secretary of Surrender would suit him nicely.
Compliments of Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 27, 2006 7:41 AM
Comments
Biden's not going anywhere. The real entertainment on the Nuts side is going to be watching Hillary's Attack Machine destroy Barack Obama.
Posted by: V the K at December 27, 2006 8:32 AM
Maybe Biden could hire Neil Kinnock as a speechwriter. I mean, we know he likes Kinnock's material.
Just a thought.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2006 12:00 PM
What's wrong with you? Name ANYONE besides with more experience, and who is respected and admired by both Republicans and Democrats. Who? Rudy Giulani? John Swing to the Right McCain? WHO??? Biden is the best that is out there - on either side.
Posted by: joan kors at December 27, 2006 5:17 PM
What's wrong with you? Name ANYONE besides Joe Biden who has more experience, and who is respected and admired by both Republicans and Democrats, and who could really be a uniter. Who? Rudy Giulani? John (Swing to the Right McCain)? WHO??? Biden is the very best and brightest that is out there - on either side.
Posted by: joan kors at December 27, 2006 5:19 PM
What a shame that our national "leaders" openly brag that our nation's majority is being displaced and replaced with others moving from other nations. I can't imagine looking forward to an Indian majority. That he was reporting it as a good thing is scary.
Posted by: Chris at December 28, 2006 1:24 PM
