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December 6, 2006
Bio-Diesel From Humans
Norwegian businessman Lauri Venøy is closing an agreement with US hospital giant Jackson Memorial that would provide his company with 11,500 liters of human fat per week from liposuction operations. He plans to use it to produce 10,000 liters of bio-diesel fuel.
Muses Venøy:
Maybe we should urge people to eat more so we can create more raw material for fuel.
On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 6, 2006 1:49 PM
Comments
Van, you're barking up the wrong tree. No way that Ted's implants would burn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 6, 2006 2:55 PM
I guess Dean Wormer was wrong: fat, drunk, and stupid is a way to go through life.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 6, 2006 2:58 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_iraq_165
Looks like the only ones who still regard anything other than staying in Iraq as "surrender" are the fools on this site.
Posted by: Wake up fools at December 6, 2006 4:52 PM
So, does the troll care to explain how giving up and letting the enemy achieve their objective is something other than surrender?
Idiot.
Posted by: V the K at December 6, 2006 6:33 PM
But Back to the topic at hand, the human-fat-to-fuel concept suggests a new nickname for Michael Moore: Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: V the K at December 6, 2006 6:36 PM
Both Ted and Michael's heads would make a more plentiful supply than their ample bodies. Finally, a use for them!
Posted by: Pam at December 6, 2006 7:29 PM
so much ambergris, so little time...
Posted by: nanc at December 6, 2006 9:39 PM
Is it trans-fat?
Posted by: class-factotum at December 7, 2006 8:14 AM
Can anyone say "Soylent Green"?
Posted by: wmprof at December 7, 2006 8:31 AM
A car driven on fat from Kennedy's vast reservoirs would probably brake when you hit the gas and vise versa. Same thing with the steering.
Posted by: MB at December 7, 2006 10:05 AM
Damn, Teddy! Nice boobs! Don't sail too close to Alaska or Japan, you'll probably get a harpoon in your arse!
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at December 8, 2006 3:22 PM
