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December 4, 2006
ACLU-Safe Holiday Ornaments
At last there are Christmas tree, I mean, holiday tree ornaments that would meet with the approval of the ACLU. They're called "Pornaments," and can be purchased at Spencer's stores, which are popular with children.
A Florida station reports that the sexually explicit Pornaments are displayed in plain view of the kiddies, who are perfectly welcome to buy them.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 4, 2006 9:18 AM
Comments
It's too bad these didn't come out 10 years ago; Hillary could have included them with the condoms on the White House tree.
Posted by: Pam at December 4, 2006 11:58 AM
Awww...well, Hiliary had better stock up on the latex ones,
'cause a German company is selling the newest appendage-wrapping: spray-on prophylactics...yep. Try tying that
onto a tree.
http://www.vinico.de/home/index.php
Posted by: jael at December 4, 2006 7:48 PM
