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November 27, 2006
Warning: Do Not Date Ecosexuals
Posted by Dave Blount at November 27, 2006 9:25 AM
There's a new phenomenon that highlights liberals' famous tolerance: the ecosexual.
An ecosexual is a moonbat for whom environmentalist fanaticism takes precedence over other concerns in personal relationships. Since they tend not to believe in families or in serious commitments to other people, moonbats often find themselves still dating in their 30s and later — late enough in life for their politically correct prejudices to have become thoroughly ossified.
Says Rachel Pearson, a 33-year-old vegetarian designer who makes children's clothes out of "organic" cotton:
I won't date a guy who doesn't recycle. He doesn't have to wear nonleather shoes, but he has to get it.
For awhile she had a relationship going with a film producer. But that all ended when they went out for breakfast one morning and her beau not only ordered meat, but put synthetic sweetener in his coffee. Gasped Ms. Pearson:
I was dumbstruck. I think I ate my entire meal in silence. Pork plus NutraSweet? That was definitely our last date.
A 33-year-old Berkeley acupuncturist had a similar experience, when a woman he soon afterwards stopped dating admitted to eating chocolate cake for dinner:
If you're thinking about a long-term relationship, that's a red flag.
Here I was thinking that moonbats don't have any moral standards.
On a tip from V the K.
