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November 22, 2006

On the Moonbat Menu

Posted by Dave Blount at November 22, 2006 8:28 AM

On the moonbat menu this Thanksgiving will be the world-famous Tofurky roast, over 1 million of which have been sold since its launch in 1995. It's vaguely like turkey, but contains no animal products, being synthesized out of a tofu–wheat protein blend.

According to Seth Tibbott, founder of the company that invented the product, sales are a lot healthier in blue states.

Now if they could just replace all those macho, violent football games with something more sensitive, badminton tournaments maybe...

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