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November 15, 2006

O.J. Gets His Own TV Special

As moonbattery reduces our culture to ever baser levels of vulgarity, it isn't easy for broadcast television to hit the new lows required to hold our attention. Yet somehow, they always manage.

Fox plans to broadcast a two-part special with O.J. Simpson, who was able to get away with butchering his wife and her friend and then take custody of her children afterward by hiring high-priced lawyers who adroitly played the race card. Coyly titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," the special will run November 27 and 29, in the family-oriented holiday period between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

O.J. will tell everyone how he committed the murders — while still denying that he committed them.

If Fox can find advertisers shameless enough to support this abomination, maybe they'll give O.J. his own sitcom. He certainly has a gift for smirking and mugging for the cameras.

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O.J.: A sitcom next?

On a tip from Metalgarth.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 15, 2006 9:15 PM

Comments

I cant even watch those NAKED GUN movies any more - even though OJ has just a bit part.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at November 16, 2006 10:50 AM

I hear he was paid a cool $3 million for the book. Whoever decides to either buy the book or watch the special should be embarrassed. It's clear O.J. isn't.

Posted by: Pam at November 16, 2006 11:14 AM

Don't pay the scum bag nothing and let's all boycott fox and it's sponsors.
Shame on anyone who buy this book and give this monster a time of day.

Posted by: Tito Echevarria at November 17, 2006 7:42 PM