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November 15, 2006
O.J. Gets His Own TV Special
Posted by Dave Blount at November 15, 2006 9:15 PM
As moonbattery reduces our culture to ever baser levels of vulgarity, it isn't easy for broadcast television to hit the new lows required to hold our attention. Yet somehow, they always manage.
Fox plans to broadcast a two-part special with O.J. Simpson, who was able to get away with butchering his wife and her friend and then take custody of her children afterward by hiring high-priced lawyers who adroitly played the race card. Coyly titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," the special will run November 27 and 29, in the family-oriented holiday period between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
O.J. will tell everyone how he committed the murders — while still denying that he committed them.
If Fox can find advertisers shameless enough to support this abomination, maybe they'll give O.J. his own sitcom. He certainly has a gift for smirking and mugging for the cameras.

On a tip from Metalgarth.


